Almost 15 years after he first tackled the subject Keith Jackson is convinced that this time he is reporting on real billionaires taking control at Ibrox. Not the kiddy-on type from North Lanarkshire.
The veteran reporter was in a giddy state of excitement as he hosted last night’s Hotline Show on You Tube sharing the outstanding news.
Jackson revealed that he had recently been congratulated by HR on 30 years with the Glasgow publisher, starting off in the glory days when 600,000 copies a day were eagerly bought as the nation hung on the magical words of Dave Murray.
Whatever else he does Jackson will forever be associated with introducing Craig Whyte to the Record’s army of readers
The phrases ‘Motherwell born billionaire’ and ‘wealth off the radar’ will forever be associated with the veteran Record reporter, within 24 hours it was revealed on line that Whyte barely had a pot to call his own while cutting about in his father’s suits and scruffy non-brogues.
Despite that sting Jackson is back for more fun and games with the Internet Bampot community after being handed the San Francisco 49ers WORLD EXCLUSIVE!
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CAW: From Davie says, ‘Hi guys, I hope that this is true?’
JACKSON: It is true Davie
CAW: Aye, it is true. This one from Rangers EasyOK ‘I think that the difference between this and Kylie Fox is that the 49ers have real financial power, we badly need this so hoping that it goes through’
JACKSON: Well, you talk about real financial power, right, (laughs), I hesitate, I don’t know why I’m going down this road…. Obviously, I was once involved in covering another Rangers takeover and, the scars of which have never quite healed, and I might have used a phrase about wealth off the radar etc etc.
CAW: But, might there be a couple of people commenting on this
JACKSON: I’m sure that there will be, it is fully predictable but I think that what I can say with some justification on this one, the 49ers are bankrolled and owned by the York family in the States        and       they are bona fida billionaires, they are not kiddy-on ones from Motherwell, that is the size of this.
VideoCelts understands that if this story is true there will be a place on the Board of Directors for Paul Murray, the highly flying Borders Banker who has spent his life trying on brogues and blazers.
The reality of Jackson’s latest fantasy is that it looks like a plan is being hatched for Leeds Reserves with the Record trusted to apply the spin to keep the bears onside as existing shareholders attempt to offload worthless stock.
Are season ticket renewals soon?
Editor: How ironic, have you seen this script before?
Suck billionaires knocking at the door to get into the big hoose as they have mullions and mullions and mullions of pounds to invest,and at the same time the new klub at the premises are dishing out confetti shares to see another month out.
Now who the fuck in their right mind wants to invest money in a SHITHOLE business like that.
As for the BOOZE JOCKEY JACKSON,apparently all excited about the FAKE NEWS INVESTMENT,he is acting like a teenager
The first signing of the season will Mo Salah with all that money going into the klub.
Pep to leave Man City heading to ibrox for a crack at the SPFL.
You would think ALKIE CHOPS would have learned his lesson about bragging about billionaires,obviously not,obviously still PISSED as a FART.
Might be something in this after all Editor…??
Editor: The Leeds Reserves does look possible.
the 49ers are nearly 50 % there in becoming sevco’s saviours and rescuing them from the sinkhole they are circling for a while now , will that entail demolishing the asbestos bowl and a new rebuild ? or do they intend to hand out masks and hard hats in the coming years ? anyways the knuckle draggers will be able to afford shoes for the children again this christmas with this santa clausesk fairy story they can start with bigfoots 8 mill pay off !!! Haw !!! chortle
Deliberately not the read the SMSM mince ‘reporting’ on this.
The only feasible ‘connection’ could be an ‘association / tie-in’ with RIFC,
– like sevco becomes a feeder club for another club?
As for a ‘takeover’, that is risible.
Arguably, there is no business at ibrox to take over.
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It’s a just a huge losses making hobby – for a dwindling number of mostly local people!
Deff bit of a strange(EXCLUSIVE) after not more than a day or so ago there was a confetti sale that none if anything was reported on it,, and now it’s came to lite abut this,,,and it’s been discussed for a few months,,,naw don’t buy it,,,think old Davy king up too no good in there somewhere,,,
When the most Woke area in the world finds out about the “Klan”, the deal will be “Californicated”.
Surely it weakens the hand of the existing sevco shareholders to leak this if negotiations are still ongoing .
It makes you wonder what benifet they thought they could get from it .
Was it to cover for the the latest confetti issue, they’ve never bothered before .
Was it to aid in the ST sales , I don’t think so .
What if , two existing shareholders possibly a (GASL)
are happy with the offer for their shares and others certainly are not and have leaked the deal to call the hordes to arms to rise against the dissenting shareholders.
The thing is would this not give the new buyers a great opportunity to reduce their offer price in the full knowledge that the hordes will go all out to force all the shareholders out
Ffs !! The first thing you would do is ask patrick stewart to confirm or deny before going to print.
Just utter shite.
A feeder club for leeds? No chance. Or…
So that’s what this famous clown shoe Jackshun looks like then…
A pure fu**in WEIRDO !