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Desperate Ibrox fans list their 58 National titles!

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Celtic fans are enjoying a giddy cocktail of sarcasm and irony as they prepare to celebrate their 55th title success.

Every Celtic fan knows that it carries the same significance as a 52nd, 53rd or 54th title, outside of Scotland it carries little meaning, no-one in Spain, Italy or Germany is keeping tabs on how many SFL, SPL and SPFL title wins that the hoops have racked up.

It does matter however close to home, to some very insecure people with a bizarre and completely misplaced superiority complex.

So misplaced that not only have they claimed the trophies of a club that went into liquidation in 2012 but they want to add lower division titles to their fake honours list.

Even inside Murray Park and Ibrox Stadium they keep quiet about the titles won in 2013, 2014 and 2016, they are events best forgotten.

In December Celtic won their 119th trophy, taking them past the combined trophy count of both Rangers clubs, matching the fake 55 in the same season will be a moment of joy celebrated through the summer and beyond.

A sixth treble in nine seasons is also possible for Celtic as they motor off into the distance to the despair of the Gullible & Deluded hanging on to the ill-gotten gains delivered by Dave Murray.


The Trinity Tims will be live tonight at 6pm.

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14 comments

  • The Joker says:

    Everything is Trump land at ibrox,all FAKE NEWS about Celtic and them being the most successful club in Scotlsnd.
    But the worst I have read yet was auld pishy drawers Spew Heevins yesterday telling us all sevco will win the Europa league, and blow away our treble celebrations with all the headlines of the season on sevco for winning the Europa league.
    They ain’t never going to win that but I dare say the press will find some other FAKE NEWS to slabber over to keep away whatever praise our club will be due for treble winning season.
    Lol possibly keeping the announcement of the so called FAKEOVER until the day we win the treble,then throw that headline out there to take the shine off it,perfect timing for a squirrel story to be put out.

    • Scousebhoy says:

      Ask super sleikit why the so called journey took four years instead of three ?.

    • Clachnacuddin and the Hoops says:

      # Celtic 119 v Sevco 3 Joker…

      Average trophies per season… CELTIC = 0.875 / SEVCO = 0.230 !!!

      Definitely Scotland’s most successful football club for certain !

  • Walter Chinstrap says:

    Donald Trump FC.

  • BriBhoy says:

    Don’t forget that Petrofac cup they (finally) won too. Do the Loving Cup and that old bike and other shit they keep in Jimmy Bell’s old gloryhole count in the trophy tally as well? I bet there’s some pointless pre-season friendly tournament trophies that they can dig out too. Jesus wept. You’d think after all the embarrassment and humiliation they’ve been through for over a decade now, they would try to avoid piling even more on themselves.

  • Stevie says:

    Did oldco not share a league title with Dumbarton fc that’s surely a half a title.

    • Clachnacuddin and the Hoops says:

      It’s Dumbarton’s title in any other country in the universe as the had the better goal average and goal difference…

      But this isn’t any normal football country – It is fuckin bent and corrupt Scotland !

  • Dando says:

    The Bazza Brothers will get the gig full time, why?

    Because they’re dirty cheap and will accept the news of a zero transfer kitty whilst their staunchness washes over them.

    Next season will be unprecedented entertainment for the Celtic fan’s as they watch a bunch of charlatans.

    HH

  • Edward says:

    If Truth be “ Told the previous club
    Never won 54. Title’s they claim one from Dumbarton.

    Both clubs shared the title..

    55 just another made up myth.

    Nothing New..

  • Tony Paisley says:

    I can’t believe, sorry CAN believe the ‘The Rangers’ Management team and players reaction to a last minute EQUALISER, Barry said that he wanted his Team to celebrate, with Raskin goading the Aberdeen FANS in the stand and one of ‘The Rangers’ substitute climbing over the Dug Out to have a go at them

    The Daily Record originally described the Aberdeen fans as ‘Frothing’ before being force to change it to ‘Seething’

    They had their ‘Street Party’ featured in Both National Newspapers although NO mention of their songbook.

    Welcome the Scottish Underbelly

  • Peter Lyons says:

    Lets face it Celtic will never Ever winany of the Lower league titles. Why ? Because we only win the Big Trophies. HH

  • Bob (original) says:

    Celebrating wildly over a draw in an effectively – for sveco – dead rubber game!

    How would Bazza, his coaches, team and the bears react if they actually won a trophy?

    They might all spontaneously combust at the excitement? 🙂

  • Bhoy4life says:

    Auld spew heevins..nvr a gd word to spout about celtic, he just continually churns out predictions that make no sense at all cos the one time he may end up right, he will bask in the glory of “ i told u so”.
    A horrible bitter wee gnaff of a human being, incapable of rational objective thought when it comes to our club.
    King Kenny could nvr have imagined the psychological & emotional damage he would do wen he tossed the clown out of the pub that day!

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