Paul, the bear from Paisley, phoned up Super Scoreboard to explain why the Ibrox Fakeover will become reality tomorrow.
So far 2025 has been one long celebration for fans like Paul as they celebrate every statement and announcement while enduring five successive home defeats as Celtic head for their 55th title with Aberdeen standing in the way of a ninth domestic treble.
On February 19 there was the Daily Record WORLD EXCLUSIVE that the San Francisco 49ers were in advanced talks over multi-million pound investment.
On March 3 Sky Sports announced that agreement had been reached in principal with 51% of the shareholders, due diligence was underway. Seven weeks ago.
The on Wednesday it was champagne time as every Ibrox fan celebrated the words ‘productive conversations’ in a statement to media partners Sky Sports News, not a word has appeared on the club website or to Companies House.
It appears that the Sky Sports Statement will be getting framed and hung in the fabled Blue Room, placed alongside a rusting old French bike, world class ceramics, the Loving Cup, the Close Season Trophy and the Transfer Window Cup.
— Tam sellic son (@TamseIIicsonIII) April 23, 2025
I’ve got a feeling, I’ve heard people say, for instance pundits on your show saying ‘it’s too long for this to come out, Rangers don’t have a lot of time to start for the new season’ and what not.
I actually think that they have the Manager, the Sporting Director, everything all in, the background stuff all in place and organised.
I actually think that the announcement will be the day that Celtic win the league. And the reason that I say that, I think it’s for RP publicity, to put one over on Celtic.
Paul should get to celebrate his statement tomorrow if Celtic take a point away to Dundee United, failing that the title could be delivered in Paisley where St Mirren are looking for their third consecutive win over the Ibrox Tribute Act.
I wouldnae put it passed them coz that’s the kinda cnts that they are. But this all sounds dodgy to me.
Editor: More chance of Real Madrid coming in for Hagi than the 49ers taking control of the Tribute Act tomorrow.
Breaking news…Haji sold to Juventus….Oh sorry…Predictive text …It’s Fray Bentos.
I’ve heard before that the Americans view this as a “quick turnaround” meaning they make it profitable and then sell it on to new owners in five years.
To make the club/company (I’m never sure which) profitable they are going to have to stop it losing £10M a year while making the playing squad better.
Now, they may think pumping in £20M to get the team better to qualify for the Champions League is sound financial sense: £20M to get £40M back. However that doesn’t factor in the current annual losses, which will go up if they are spending more on players, or the initial sum they are putting up to buy it kn the first place.
They will need three seasons of Champions League money yo get their investment and a profit back. So three seasons out of five to do that is a big ask for them to do that and then sell it at a profit.
I also keep hearing about UEFA’s Financial Fair Play model, but at what point does that kick in if a club never turns a profit but is continually allowed to play in European Competitions.
It’s good to know there is always one worse than the other out there.
it’s the same old saga with that lot what ther going to do bla bla bla. so if you really look at them what have they really got well ther is b/f ye well @that is it. got nothing
” What in the wild wild world of sports is going on here ? ” This poor guy’s babblings remind me of the opening scenes from Blazing Saddles – Mel Brooks’ brilliant parody movie of bigotry and racism – where the idiot railway site boss gets battered over the head with a shovel , but is rendered a bigger imbecile …it’s Hedley !
Oh they’ll be something tomorrow no doubt to appease the bird sized brain of ra ‘peepil’
Thing is I’ve got bird feeder swingers out the back and the birds are intelligent…
The Scummy’s are certainly not – nor is their audience either !