With Celtic winning their 55th title on Saturday BBC Scotland have turned to Jamie Vardy for good news to share with their readers.
The former England striker is now available as a free agent after signing off with two goals on his Leicester City farewell.
Half of the clubs in the EPL are likely to show interest in signing Vardy, the ideal impact sub and someone to provide ideal back up to first pick strikers.
Undeterred by that unfortunate reality the BBC  has turned to Paul Gascoigne for his views on why Vardy should head up next season’s Ibrox Revolution!
Whether Gazza would recognise Vardy is open to debate, it is highly doubtful that the former Spurs star could name any of the current Ibrox strikers.
For back up to Gazza the BBC turn to Ally McCoist. Absolutely Fletch, I’ll tell you what, I have to say that sounds like a highly unlikely move.
Throughout the close season the BBC will be trying to keep spirits up, defying reality as Celtic stretch further and further away from Charles Green’s 2012 Tribute Act.
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Laughable source quotes laughable source quoting laughable source quoting laughably pathetic mentally-challenged drug addled alcoholic.
…and the BBC believes themselves bastions of truth and righteousness!
Ah the ALKIE BOOZE JOCKEY wife beater Paul Gascoigne and his many words of wisdom,remember the JAKEBALL full of it looking to to meet up with Raul Moet after those shootings,aye he’s a right sensible person to be going to for quotes on anything.
So sevco will announce by the end of this week the new manager,lol probably on Saturday around 5pm after we collect the TREBLE to grab the headlines away from us.
On another subject now,lol what about the ALKIE BOOZE JOCKEY John(where’s the deeds)Brown screaming CORRUPTION at the SFA/SPFL regarding decisions in the sevco game at the weekend,the guy doing to co-commentating for sevco TV tried to reign the BIGOT in but ALKIE Brown was having none of it and decided to double down on it,by saying I will say what want to say nobody will stop me.
OH HOW WE FEEL HIS PAIN LONG MAY IT CONTINUE.
That article today in the daily sevco by pizza face alkie jaws Jackass Jackanory Jackson leaving the so called FAKEOVER people without a name for not picking his mate wee Benny fir the manager’s job at sevco.
No paperwork signed off as yet but the BOOZE JOCKEY JACKASS JACKSON is blaming the Yanks anyway.
Apparently they have gone from the saviours of the klub to a nickel&dime regime not knowing their arse from their elbow,this from the man who praised the Yanks to the hilt previously when it was first mentioned about a FAKEOVER,these guys are total professionals with billions of pounds behind them,now he’s ready to throw the book at them.
Remember this FANNY was the one that broke this story,now he wants to run the Yanks into the ground,another action replay of his article when Criag Whyte cane to the rescue the last time.
Now Jackass Jackson gets to look even more stupid than he did with Whyte and he knows it,hence him being right on the defence here,ready to destroy the Yanks.
Their (BBC Scotland) domestic abuse department could always collar him for advice on wheather or not he took steps to eridicate his wife beating tendencies from his DNA in such unsavoury actions !
He’s a no use drunken fxck .