Even the Daily Record is laughing at their special brand of schizophrenia when it comes to transfer matters.
In February Keith Jackson delivered a WORLD EXCLUSIVE promising multi-million pound investment and a summer transfer splurge.
Takeover talks were at an advanced stage with the Record unleashing 11 weeks of moonbeams on their readers while debating whether Jose Mourinho, Steven Gerrard or Marco Rose will be in charge of the war-chest.
Internet Bampots lapped up and laughed off the daily diet of fantasies aimed at deflecting attention away from Celtic becoming champions of Scotland for the 55th time.
Late on Tuesday Scott Burns broke the bad news of Financial Sustainability Regulations to the Record’s Army of Readers.
On Wednesday Scott McDermott named five SPFL free agents that could be developed into £15m stars as part of next season’s Player Trading Model. Lawrence Shankland and Josh Mulligan were among the scoops.
Today’s Hotline includes:
While Kevin Ward emailed: “So what is it guys? Splashing mega millions or buying on the cheap and free transfers? The Rangers backtracking is hilarious to watch.”
The Record continues to give completely opposite views on stories sitting side by side on their website.
Moonbeams are still being served up but there is a growing number of stories trying to downplay expectations, meanwhile mid-June is now the earliest date for the fakeover to be completed giving the new manager and his signings five weeks to prepare for the second round Champions League qualifier.
This is my take.
1.They needed to hype it up to sell season tickets helped by a willing media. Now a cross for their back.
2 King wants rid of his worthless shares but at a premium and while claiming to make sure “they go to a good home” would sell to anyone daft enough to buy them. The deal might fall through because of “real Rangers fans” who while on the board have held “Rangers” back i.e. Park and co.
3 These “real Rangers fans ” have the club’s, albeit a different one from the titled, have the new club’s interest at heart and will take due care not to be shafted.
4. If the deal falls through then these are the guys that will be blamed and feel the ire of the fans.
5. At the end of the day, whatever happens, the Season Tickets will have been renewed and that was possibly the aim of the whole exercise in the first place.
6.Great fun.
7. To be repeated next year? 🙂
That wiz ALWAYS the Aim m8 & the Knuckodraggaz have Fallen fur it HOOK, LINE & STINKER LOL! Thickest GULLIBLE SCUM known tae Man WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Here’s an idea, its a bit out there I know but…why not try running their club within their means, building from the ground up, some fiscal responsibility, forgetting any kind of challenge now for success down the line?
I know its a crazy idea, I mean, who does that?
Breaking news Haaland is to leave Man City,he has turned down the 2 Spanish giants Real Madrid and Barcelona and a £400 million transfer fee to join the revolution taking place at ibrox.
Scott McDermott of the daily sevco has shot this down in flames,but his colleague and fellow daily sevco journalist is challenging McDermott on this by saying Haaland is already at ibrox for the medical.
The above is just another ordinary day in the office at the daily sevco trying to get feelgood factor FAKE NEWS STORIES out there.
I’ve got a feeling in my water that if and when whoever buys the controlling shares to take charge of Ibroxland, that they will acknowledge they are in fact in charge of a 13 year old club/ company and that it will take time to get up and running properly ? That way their rear ends are covered when the brown filthy stuff hits the old fan and the heavy load of pretending to be the same clumpany will ease life as the severe pressure comes their way ! This will be the beginning of the new beginning in Govanlandia and a lot of theRangers fans are going to be enraged and infuriated ..to say the least .
Bhoy4life, the short answer to your probing question is, any Club that has a fanbase that is reasonably educated, self aware, not prone to overdosing on ‘Hopeium’, does not suffer from Deludemol inspired flights of fantasy and has even the faintest grasp of the Real World. In other words any Club save except the ‘The Tribute Act’.
Freeeeeeeeeeeeee (Mason) players for ra Sevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvies !