Craig the Bear put himself up for further ridicule as he called in to Super Scoreboard last night.
The Banter Years has created all sorts of content but poems have been thin on the ground as Ibrox fans seek to deflect away from their new found status as just another one of Scottish football’s also-rans.
A club that flukes their way to a trophy here and there when Celtic drop their guard but three trophy successes in 13 years is the sort of return that you’d expect from Hearts, Aberdeen or St Johnstone.
Andrew Cavenagh’s power grab, skilfully dressed up as a takeover by the San Francisco 49GERS in the Daily Record has provided long suffering bears with a comfort blanket since Keith Jackson discovered the WORLD EXCLUSIVE on February 19.
Four days ahead of pre-season training Cavenagh has still to dip into his war-chest, Lyall Cameron is the only new face scheduled to clock in at Murray Park while Cyriel Dessers and Robin Propper sit tight on deals to go elsewhere as they wait for their pay-offs to move on.
Regardless of reality bears can always dream of success tomorrow with Craig lighting up Super Scoreboard with his delusions.
? “The 49ers or the 49 Bears as I call them, they’ll demand success”
? “Us bears are chosen within the womb, the blue blood flows from then till tomb”
? Our Caller Of The Year winner, Craig, phoned the show for his acceptance speech but left us with a poem… pic.twitter.com/Vwv7aY2OSq
— Clyde 1 Superscoreboard (@ClydeSSB) June 18, 2025
His season 24/25 winner included the hilarious claim that:
You can take the bear out of the wild but you can’t take the wild out of the bear.
All that while Celtic became Scotland’s most successful club and racked up their 55th title win as the loyal bears were fed a Daily Record fantasy about becoming the richest club in the world.
Last night he offered up:
Selik has played Goldilocks to the three bears
For too long they’ve been eating our porridge
Sitting in our chairs
Sleeping in our beds
Singing our songs
But we are about to roar
Panathinaokos will provide the first test for Russell’s Revolution and the investment of the 49 bears.
Ticket prices have still to be announced for the home match with a significant hike on last season’s prices expected with the compensation of additional My Gers points for the Gullible & Deluded.
Ah wee Criag a long lost relative of Sam Dingle.
LoL !!!
Anyone remember Lee griffiths poem , yer club is dead mate ?now that is a real poem
I was listening to the Langer there’s one born every minute ! can’t wait fer the weeping and gnashing to begin ! if there’s one thing the knuckle draggers have proved over the years to us is how dump they are !! Chortle !!!
On the edge of a great city there once lived a club called Rangers.
One morning, Big Davy decided to use EBT’s to cheat everyone else, pretending they were his tenners.
But Hector found out he was hiding their tenners and decided to close down the big hoose.
This made the bears angry so they decided to open a new hoose and carried on like nothing had happened.
If you go down to the new hoose, you might meet Foldilocks.
Foldilocks pretends all the trophies and all the titles are still theirs and its still the same hoose, but not the debt, no, that’s the other hoose.
But thats only in fairytales isn’t it kids…and who believes in fairytales?
SSB never gave out any wards to Tommy the taxi driver, just banned him. He gave us some great entertainment as rangers went tits-up.
Imagine being so weak and pathetic of mind to follow your ‘blood’ ’til you die,with no thought or reason…only following what you’re told. That’s kinda what vegetables do .
A wee message to Craig… You try to talk up Sevco….You try with all your might…But sad to say…be on your way…Your poem’s utter shite.
Sevco fans poetry in motion…
Well motion is a Shite in ‘polite’ fuckers terms I think !