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14 thoughts on “He’s a billionaire! Andrew Cavenagh is given the full Welcome to Ibrox treatment

  1. “…vows to release annual accounts…”

    As a private limited company, that is not a choice, but a legal obligation!

    The Yanks are blatantly taking the p1ss out of the thick bears already.

    Popcorn ordered… 🙂

  2. And the other one trying to get brownie points by calling Celtic that team. Anyone who associates with that lot turns into a fckn rsole.

  3. Address To A Hun Chief (Dave King at the time but it still applies)

    Fair fa’ yer dishonest, wonkie face
    Great chieftain o’ the Hunnish race
    Aboon them aw ye tak yer place
    Green, Whyte an’ Murray
    Weel are ye worthy o’ disgrace
    For stealin’ money.

    Yer empty pockets ye have filled
    Afore ye headed for the hills
    Leavin’ ahent yer unpaid bills
    In time o’ need
    While through yer lips ye’ve lies distilled
    Tae the undeid.

    Mark how the Hun on garbage feeds
    The Daily Record’s aw he reads
    He disnae ken his auld club’s deid
    An’ new yin’s dyin’
    The sing’l brain cell in his heid
    Has gied up tryin’.

    Oh Power, wha hauds fans in yer care
    An’ dishes oot their bill o’ fare
    Auld Scotia wants tae hear nae mair
    O’ sad Huns greetin’
    Send us another ‘billionaire’
    Tae fund oor cheatin’

    Editor: Take a bow or set up a blog.

    1. Absolutely BRILLIANT, Owen (wi’ a wee bittae help frae Rabbie.)

      RIP John Clark, a team-mate like no other!

    2. Mr Mullions – Yer ‘Owen’ me a new set of false teeth !

      They fell our reading your brilliant work –

      Poetry in motion – Goodbye Rabbie Burns… Yer finished now !!!

    3. Brilliant Owen,you are class,loved that take on auld Robbie’s poem,????????????

  4. Quick copilot or chatgpt search on Andrew Cavenagh’s wealth seems to tell lies that he is financially comfortable and not in the same ultra wealthy sphere as most football club owners.

    Pesky lying AI. Machine learning from you and all the other celtic biased press.
    yeah right. Not difficult to find the truth more like.

    Ostrich FC should be their new name. Head in the sand Joe.

  5. Why does anyone with a supposed $9bn in the bank need a consortium to invest in anything?
    I mean….where’s the risk for him if it goes tits up?
    These guys don’t build wealth like that by sharing it with others.
    See if I had that kind of money, and I professed the joy and love at the chance of getting my hands on the club I love….yeah yeah I know….then I would deffo do a Brooks Mileson…I would just blow 200m and try to make them a winning machine, the money wouldn’t be important, no profit would be important if you had $9bn in the bank.
    One day they will eventually stumble onto a formula of some kind but see as long as this utter pish keeps getting pushed, I will forever hope & pray that they continue to be the clown car club that they are, they deserve it, every bit of it for being so fecking gullible.

  6. Still don’t see how how the rabid huns can accept a good catholic man as the CEO

  7. Live Sports Editor, The Recoil, had Cav as a Pharma tycoon. Wrong.
    Rich Americans love trophies. Even wives. Cav and Marathe are in this deal to
    make something out of nothing. That’s their thrill. No big time player is coming to
    play for Tonto’s team, because he talks the 49 er language, Braggadocio.
    Messi might come when he turns 45 years old and Modra when 48. Presently, you don’t have the cattle for 2025/ 2026 season. Thrump might say “You have no cards”.
    Tonto, I like your smile. You smile because you have nothing to lose.
    I know why Cav doesn’t smile.

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