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13 thoughts on “Russell Martin shares heart warming story of Jimmy Bell joining him in the dignified jacuzzi

  1. So, Jimmy Bell plied players with drink in the jacuzzi? Maybe he used to massage their feet after training too. In his glory hole. Sounds more strange than staunch.

    Operation Beard to make the Buddhist vegan more acceptable to iBrox’s raw meat brigade is clearly well underway with this garbage. And it’s about as convincing as Rishi Sunak describing his deprived childhood without Sky TV before it was invented….

    Their fans instantly see this underwhelming appointment for what it is. I ran into an acquaintance who is a big Sevco enthusiast the other day and expected a wind-up over losing the Cup Final – but he didn’t mention football once….. and this is a guy who talked up Pedro Caixinha!!!

  2. Llike fuck he said he wanted to manage the joint!! What is it about that joint?

    And whisky rehydrates does it ? Away tae fuck! This is all ending in tears.

  3. “The legendary club kitman… ”

    That’s all you need to read from that article: desperate ‘journalism’!

    From a once well regarded ‘quality paper’ – The Herald is now not much better than The DR ? ?.

  4. I was brought up ..not to speak ill of the dead…So I’ll say no more.

    1. I was taught that as well Terence…

      But there’s one notable exception = Rangers FC (deceased c.2012)…

      I’ll speak ill of these bastards until I’m f**kin well dead myself !

  5. Can’t speak for anyone else, but for me personally, even taking my allegiances out of the equation, if I am a mgr, coming into that club, and someone somewhere says to me, you’ve gotta meet this guy, and the that guy starts talking whatever bollox he does, I would simply say just stop right there, I’m not here to buy into decades of shite like that, I’m here to win football games.
    It’s all about strength of character, and I genuinely thought RM was maybe a wee bit too intellectual for the Orcs, too intelligent to get caught up in all the shite, his own man. Maybe this is just an acknowledgement that he had a chat with JB and maybe he knows in his own mind already its bollox and he ain’t going down that road, but as ever, the acid test will be when he’s losing, when they are on his back, thats when the staunch missile gets deployed, when they need breathing space, a bit of badge kissing, the refs are against us etc.
    I hope he stays true to himself in his tenure, but then, if he is a man of principle, of good moral compass, he’s already taken a step that doesn’t quite fit that profile.
    He joined a trainwreck of a club with a toxic racist fanbase.
    Be interesting to see how this one plays out.

  6. Then they both drove home after drinking whisky, Jimmy Bell pissed, and likely with a police escort.

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