It was another night of misery at Ibrox for the gallant volenteers that ensure the Banter Years are never ending.
Wee Stevie is the driving force behind Four Lads Had A Team, a touching reference to the events of 2012 when they kept their hands in their pockets as a Scottish institution died a death after refusing to pay up to Her Majesty.
Over the last five or six years the Ibrox fan media outlets have been given the red carpet treatment as the club sells their latest management team to the Gullible and Deluded who invest their emotions as well as their finances.
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— CelticSuperDuper (@SouperCeltic) August 19, 2025
Pre-match Stevie and Kenny were buoyed up by the battle fever, taking on Johny Foreigner at Ibrox as they rekindled the spirit of Winston Churchill going into battle.
A big European night under the lights at Ibrox- what could possibly go wrong?
Radio Scotland snatched a pre-match interview with wee Stevie as him and Kenny Macintyre shared the excitement of wanting to see their team finally win a Champions League point.
It only took two minutes for reality to visit as Brugge took the lead, after 20 minutes hundreds of fans were heading for the exits after being duped into thinking Russell Martin was the messiah to end the Banter Years.
Afterwards Stevie and Kenny reflected on their broken dreams, mindful not to call for another managerial sacking for fear of losing their press access.
The post match podcasts have been comedy gold as the angry bears try to come to terms with the reality that their Tribute Act are also rans with fans of the rest of Scottish football loving the pain and suffering that they are living through.
Two ugly stupid baldy baw faced huns had a NIGHTMARE more like.
Stupid stupid huns.
Have they been rubbing beetroot juice on their coupons?
Editor: Gammon Squared.
Churchill in battle?
Him and his parasitic family have never been near a front line. Although he didn’t think twice about sending hundreds of thousands of less entitled sons to be slaughtered while him and his kind smoked cigars and drank brandy in chequers