It was another weekend of pain and misery for Hugh Keevins as his dreams of an O** F*** title battle drifted further and further from reality.
With over 50 years of earning a coin from Scottish football the veteran broadcaster has tipped Russell Martin’s side to win all five of their SPFL Premiership fixtures!
Sharing his wisdom on Radio Clyde on Saturday he tipped the detested Ibrox boss to enjoy a 2-1 win over Hearts followed on Sunday by Celtic dropping points away to Kilmarnock.
According to Keevins he’d have a four point gap to speculate over for a fortnight, unfortunately after five matches Celtic are nine points clear with eight clubs between the two Glasgow clubs.
Hugh Keevins’ weekly predictions on SSB so far in 25-26.
Week1
Motherwell 0-3 Rangers
Celtic 2-1 St MirrenWeek2
Rangers 4-0 Dundee
Aberdeen 1-1 CelticWeek3
St Mirren 1-2 Rangers
Celtic 0-0 LivingstonWeek4
Rangers 2-1 CelticWeek5
Rangers 2-1 Hearts
Kilmarnock 1-1 Celtic— Inside The SPFL (@AgentScotland) September 14, 2025
While most of his peers have retired from the front line Keevins carries on, sharing his thoughts with listeners to Radio Clyde and the Sunday Mail’s fast disappearing readership.
It seems like it will be only a matter of days before Brendan Rodgers claims another Ibrox managerial casualty, another notch on his long list of achievements in Scottish football- outperforming some of Hugh’s heroes such as Sir Walter, big Eck and Coisty.
Back in 2016 when Mark Warburton steered the Tribute Act into the SPFL Premiership Keevins tipped the Magic Hat to take the title to Ibrox.
Almost a decade on he is still waiting to see the SPFL Premiership trophy won in front of fans with only the freakish results of the Lockdown season providing him with a break from Celtic’s domination of the Scottish game.
You could actually make a decent living backing against Auld demented Spew’s selections.
He reminds me of Father Jack, without the situational awareness.
Joe, the ‘Covid Title’ should be more accurately described as, The Caffeine Booster Title (CBT).
It would fit in with OldCo’s set of EBT Titles and Cups.
Ever the Pedant.
Pishful thinking.
Auld Feck Arse has spoken.
Are dose MY feet?.
Wheelchair on automatic.
Lol the bread man how can you forget him,remember the FANNYS in the Scottish press/media tipped him for the England job.
I see the BOOZE JOCKEY JACKASS JACKSON running the sevco klub into the ground today,from the management team to people on the board.
And yet when pushed his exclusivel a new manager coming in with the new owners from America ready to Bonnie Blue sorry pump millions into the new klub everything was hunky dory,now it’s all falling apart and the Yanks are to blame.
As for auld pishy tenaman vigilantes he really needs to call it a day,he couldn’t even pick his nose that’s been broken in 10 different places the way he sounds when he talks, never mind pick out a result for sevco to win.
I wonder if his brother, the parish priest at St Mungo’s Townhead, ever says a prayer for him. Fr Frank is a better writer with many Celtic memories in his blog
Rangers have two wingers that are terrorising Scottish defences .
Rangers at the moment are everything Celtic want to be .
Written by this guy only a few weeks ago
Joe,you’re articles are superb,I can see that sarcastic cheeky grin from you,lol,keep up the great work,look forward to seeing you and the other two Oracles on Trinity Tim’s H.H.
Playing a blinder
Better to keep ones mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and have it confirmed.
Nobody Should be Annoyed By Keevins He is a Actor Playing a Part in a Stage Show. Designed to get People to Phone In or Read his Articles???
The only time I worry about ould Shug, is when he backs the Celts. The man is a jinx, I tell ye. Keep on backing Sevco, Hugh. We’re all with you, mate. ?
Hail Hail.
So Sevco were to have 15 points and Celtic 6…
A nine point gap…
Shame it’s not for his heroes from Liebrox then – NOT !