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9 thoughts on “We’re Hiring- Celtic look for key senior appointment

  1. With that job description they might as well have called the post “Lightning Rod for Beleaguered Senior Executives”. Whoever gets that gig will likely be the whipping boy (or girl) for fans who gets to take all the stick from angry ‘customers’ but without the authority to change things. We could end up with some Terry Cassidy type!! The parallels to his hiring are unavoidable.

    I like the inclusion of the expression ‘World Class’ in there though. Admirable piece of shithousery – world class even.

  2. Coincidental timing, before the Monday chat?

    And, has this job not already been earmarked for a Director’s relative…?

    [Half joking. 🙁 ].

  3. What a shock prior to Monday’s meeting a new post is created to give the impression they’re forward thinking. Absolute charlatans. No- one be fooled by this.

  4. “….all in line with the Club’s strategy and commitment to continuous improvement.”

    So when TF was this? They just can’t help themselves, they’ve got to pretend they know what they’re doing and cogratulating themselves. Words fail me!

    1. “…continuous improvement…”

      Missed that one: dearie me, it’s either senior management is just trolling us all now,

      or they’re just randomly grasping at corporate buzzwords,

      …whilst they blindly keep on digging… ? 🙁

  5. There we go then – World class once again…

    Well I suppose the bastards are at hoarding cash…

    That much is pure fuckin certain for sure !

  6. Any new Head of Business Operations will be introducing fresh methods to the club, which means parting with old devices, like silent Mike’s scarcely used Thomas Edison phonographic dictation machine with a single recording of a World class penalty to Rangers joke, Lawwell’s portable defamation typewriter and messenger pigeon, Tisdale’s blurred recruiting monocle and McKay’s wealth giving abacus.

    The games of playing hide-and-seek with supporter groups might end, along with the agenda to fleece more money out of them. DD’s Monopoly, silent Mike’s Charades, Lawwell’s Snakes and ladders, Tisdale’s playing blind man’s buff with player recruitment and McKay’s in-house everyone’s a winner casino activities are going to be replaced by a pursuit credited to Agatha Christie were all the above participants become involved, called And Then There Were None.

    Celtic Football Club
    Staff Wanted
    A CEO Needed
    A CFO Needed
    A Non-Executive Chairman Needed
    A Head of Football Operations Needed
    A Mortician urgently Needed
    Must be honest, had working and ambitious
    Full-time, dedicated
    Apply within

  7. It’s just a pity ‘ the greys ‘ of the board could not have “” been hiring ” team players back in the last Summer window ? We would not be in this self inflicted omnishambles !

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