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Russell Martin required a police escort out of the Falkirk Stadium after his side drew 1-1 with the newly promoted home side.

After seven SPFL matches the Ibrox Tribute Act have picked up eight points, in the Europa League they have lost both matches and currently have a record of two wins from their last 10 matches.

To the deluded support brought up on a totally misguided superiority complex those results are unacceptable.

With a vegan, Buddhist in the dug out refusing to wear a blazer and brogues the hatred has boiled over to previously unseen levels.

Aided by a hostile media and with Barry Ferguson’s uber-staunch management team sitting by their phones the atmosphere around Ibrox is more toxic than usual with most of the venom aimed at the dug out.

Paddy Stewart and Kev Thelwell got a taster of the anger in midweek at an Austrian hotel, if they don’t sack Martin they will quickly become the targets for the furious bears.

With angry bears surrounding the team bus the decision was taken for Martin not to join his players on the coach.

Instead he was escorted across the pitch and put inside a car to take him to an address in Glasgow.

After the recent trip to Loch Lomond for some wild swimming it is believed that Martin has some additional yoga classes planned this week for his non-internationalists.

Falkirk dominated today’s match, lost a goal shortly before half-time but stormed back to equalise through Henry Cartwright in the 73rd minute.

Jack Butland ensured that the visitors managed to take a point from the match, afterwards Martin expressed his regret that he hadn’t given Connor Barron more game time.

When the non-scoring former Aberdeen midfielder is the answer it is time to take stock and get your agent to sort out your settlement.

Last month Martin revealed that he had to reassure his Mother than he was really happy and enjoying himself despite the anger and abuse of the ungrateful sweaties he was working for.

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5 comments

  • Harold Shand says:

    Any pundits or cheerleaders coming out and calling this total disgrace out ?

    • jimbhoy66 says:

      Nope, don’t think so….

      They won’t hold back until Martins oot thu door.

      Most of the Scaddish Meedjia are Sevco devotees themselves.

      Post 2012 they’re the ones that have been fuelling and steering the troglodytes and zombie element of their support.
      They’ve been behind every Board Member ousting, Team Manager sacking. They’ve been the ones that stoked the vitriol making the job impossible by maintaining their size fiction of the Continuity and Victimhood status of the Klub.

      As so called Journalists it was their ‘Job’ to tell the truth that Charles Greene’s Club was a Newco with no prior History.

      As unappealing as that prospect’s was, to most of them personality, it was their duty as journalists to get that message out there repeatedly and consistently. But they lied to their customer base and on those lies the Continuity & Victimhood fictions were engraved in the minds of most of their readership.

      The assumed exceptionalism of the Ibrox clientele is the end result of those lies. The false narrative of surviving liquidation and clinging to DeadCo’s history has imbued the hordes of Hunnery with unrealistic expectations that over a 13 year period saw them go about 8 or 9 Managers / Coaches (can’t be arsed counting it exactly G Mitty had 2 shots at it on a tempo basis and recently Baz Fergusschun has a not so Happy & Glorious go at it), up to date, over £100 million of losses incurred chasing ‘ 56’ .

      This was all funded by various Board members who paid off those losses or converted loans to share confetti that is now virtually worthless since the American Fakeover.

      They still don’t see how they’ve been stitched up by voting through the change of their Public Corporation to a Private entity behind the walls of Delaware financial anonymity.

      Just such a change is why their screams, loutish and threatening behaviour is as yet, providing no traction with the anonymous American Owners.

      The Club / Company is fucked.

  • Allan says:

    I’m not laughing at this ,I’m fkin raging,our fans are treated worse by police Scotland queuing up to get into the derby than these entitled onion bears got today blocking a team bus ,sit down in front of it , chasing his motor,if that was the GB then cnuts in the police would steam in with batons …ah seen one cnut copper patting the fks on the back … disgraceful scenes n treated like family members,we qué up and are kettled filmed n details took

  • Thomas Boyle says:

    Spot on Allan, was wondering where the yellow jackets were. If that was us, there would be so many hi viz jackets you would need sunglasses for the glare. Double standards of Police Scotland is off the scale.

  • Clachnacuddin and the Hoops says:

    Sevco fans get what Sevco fans want…

    And that includes polis alba kid gloves treatment 24/7/365 !

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