EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - DECEMBER 21: Rangers' James Tavernier looks dejected as Hearts' Stuart Findlay celebrates scoring to make it 1-0 during a William Hill Premiership match between Heart of Midlothian and Rangers at Tynecastle Park, on December 21, 2025, in Edinburgh, Scotland. (Photo by Rob Casey/SNS Group via Getty Images)
Ibrox fan media was plunged into despair following today’s defeat from Hearts.
Assisted by a series of honest mistakes Danny Rolh went to Tynecastle today with an unbeaten record in the SPFL.
Two goals shortly before half time put an end to that freaky stat. And with it the Rohl bounce. His fifth defeat since taking over from Russell Martin.
ROHL’S ROLL IS OVER
Brann Bergen, Celtic, Roma, Ferencvaros and Hearts have inflicted defeats on the Great German leader at Ibrox.
A win at Kilmarnock and at home to Hibs had brought the deluded back into the title race. Pre-match Kris Boyd confidently predicted that they’d take something from Tynecastle.
Once upon s time someone mentioned that it is the home that kills them.
From Heart & Hand, Steely to Four Lads Had a Team their pain was glorious.
https://youtu.be/uMEh3DJmflI
13 minutes 10 seconds epic meltdown that players should be ashamed to look their WAGS and weans in the eye! They count the digits on their phone app and give praise to founding father Sir Charles Green.
VLOGGERS DESPAIR
David Edgar knows the script back to front.
A dozen or more times a season he demolishes the serial losers. Today Jack Butland and James Tavernier were upto their old tricks.
And they’ll both be on the team sheet on Saturday in the battle for third place at home to Motherwell.
Steely wasn’t impressed by Super Jack Butland. Two years ago the Daily Record has the former Crystal Park.
Over on Four Lads Stevie was throwing around the swearies, not the sort of language he uses in his BBC and Sky Sports slots.
In February every single Ibrox fan media outlet bought into Keith Jackson’s fantasy about the 49ers.
Andrew Cavenagh isn’t the 49ers. He is a soccer guy that thinks his club play their home matches in a castle.
Angry bears are expecting another £20m to be sunk during the January transfer window. If not Cavenagh will soon be appearing on the sort of banners that forced Paddy Stewart and Kev Thelwell out of Ibrox.
I find it mental that you are spending time writing about them when you consider the state we are in.
Crazy.
Editor: I can actually write about three or four things on the same day. I write about anything I like. If this leaves you distressed head along to the BBC or Daily Record for good news stories on Danny Rohl and his January spending spree.
And Nicholson has brought us down to their level with his rubbish signings and awful decisions in player projects.The board must go.
Hardly a good choice to be the ones to do it but glad the Roll is over for Danny !
After Rohl’s encounter on the Eastern Front a column of P45’s are again rushing towards the Huns position in no man’s land. Rohl has taken over the reins of Dancers and Prancers, none of his team are pulling their weight unlike his heroes of the past. Rudolf, Adolph, Himmler, Raeder, Rommel, Jodl, Keitel, Göring, Dönitz and Blitzen had baubles this squad have Goebbels et al. The USA prized oranges have turned yellow in their failed assault, now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning of them thinking they were title winning. We await the Spring Offensive excuses, listening as usual to them singing the Oranges are lemons, blaming the signings of St. Clement’s. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Gurners and Greetirs! Volunteer a penny? No chance, everything for nothing!