GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - FEBRUARY 11: A Celtic Banner against Scottish Conservative leader and linesman Douglas Ross during a Scottish Cup match between Celtic and St Mirren at Celtic Park, on February 11, 2023, in Glasgow, Scotland. (Photo by Rob Casey/SNS Group via Getty Images)
Douglas Ross had 95 minutes of joy on Saturday as he waved his flag during the Celtic v Dundee Scottish Cup tie.
With his income streams severely reduced the SFA stepped in to offer him 400 miles of travel allowances, a Glasgow hotel stay and the opportunity to influence a football match.
As a bonus the match would be live on television with Ross in camera shot, always a bonus for politicians.
When Dundee scored early in the second half it looked like it would be an especially memorable night for the former Westminster MP.
With barely 20,000 home fans inside the stadium there wasn’t the usual hostility to Ross as he shuffled his unfit figure up and down the touchline.
Look at that little worm on the pitch with the flag – I see you… pic.twitter.com/gbSmqPCcE1
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The Julian Araujo cross has been well analysed, it was impossible for the ball to follow the flight that Ross claimed.
Soon afterwards Celtic were denied a corner when Drey Wright got a touch to deny James Forrest a run at goal. Ross didn’t want to know.
ROSS OVERSTEPS THE MARK
The clip above highlights his contempt for Celtic and his determination to influence the match.
With time running out and the chubby assistant referee almost on his shoulder Luke McCowan had no intention of stealing an inch or two.
Over on the other side of the pitch he might have got away with it. It wouldn’t have impacted on his delivery into the six yard box.
You can see the scorn and contempt on the face and body language of the former leader of the Scottish Tories.
In May Ross faces a battle to hold onto his List MSP salary at the Scottish Parliament.
Should he lose that he is likely to be offered a full time job by BBC Scotland. Joining the diverse team which already includes Bobby Madden.
The Trinity Tims podcast will be live at 6.30pm tonight.

Ross a dirty traitor of a man both politically and morally.
Lets see he cant see if a ball right in front of him is on the line on the “d” but cant tell the ball is out mind you in flight 30yrds away?!! .
And this man refs important games of football incl against a team he hates. Away tae fuck.
How can he be fit to ref if he cant see lines from the side @ the d and why impede and slow down play at corners of one team by standing next to them as they take corners.
He must be struck off.
Fat crossdresser .
He is a world class referee and a great guy who will be gutted if he has made an honest mistake….or teo
Obviously when he was born , the mid – wife skelped his face rather than his arse ..and he’s been in a crabby and irritable mood ever since to this day !
Do the Scummy Tories not even hate him…
Think he tried to oust some half dying one of the bastards to get into power…
When the rats start to devour the other rats in the lair and all that !
Put Norman Bates maw who sits at the window into the washing machine with Mrs Doubtfire and this wee FAT F**K will come out,a very strange character indeed,well worth the watching and should be vetted.
Teehee jimbhoy66 , Stephen might still make an appearance.
More aliasies than a town clock has faces .
Should try music meg with his predictions.