GLASGOW, SCOTLAND - MARCH 01: Rangers Head Coach Danny Rohl looks dejected at full time during a William Hill Premiership match between Rangers and Celtic at Ibrox Stadium, on March 01, 2026, in Glasgow, Scotland. (Photo by Craig Foy/SNS Group via Getty Images)
Danny Rohl is rapidly turning into another caricature manager from Ibrox.
With his lanky frame, ridiculous haircut and giggling delivery of English the current Ibrox boss is a difficult figure to take seriously.
At the end of last season Rohl left Sheffield Wednesday and waited for the top offers to arrive.
In October he convinced himself to take over from Russell Martin at Ibrox.
Having barely tolerated a vegan Buddhist that was a member of the Green Party the angry bears grudgingly accepted a German manager.
That resulted in a few favoured songs being shelved but after slipping to the brogues and blazer Rohl’s approving rating soared.
Walking over to apologise to the Onion Bears after a 3-0 defeat to Brann Bergen bought the new boss a few months leeway while Tavpen started to trend.
ROHL ENJOYS SOME TRADITIONAL SUPPORT
John Beaton and David Dickinson got some extra shifts with Celtic chipping in with the appointment of Wilfried Nancy.
Throughout it all Ruhl has remained a rookie boss.
In the build up to the SPFL draw with Celtic he came up with some ridiculous comments.
Unless you have been in charge of a team leading Stuttgart 1-0 it is unwise to offer managerial tips and suggestions.
To start discussing the merits of the opposing goalkeeper ahead of a match isn’t wise.
To claim that he got the Vil Sinisalo call right was rank stupidity.
Thankfully Rohl is continuing in the well trodden path of self destruction as he confirmed with Premier Sports.
He is absolutely low hanging fruit for these journalists who are eating him alive.
Hes zero idea how to handle the build up of these games with us. https://t.co/fyaCQDjXaC
— The Celtic Way (@TheCelticWay3) March 6, 2026
Rohl goes into today’s Scottish Cup tie sitting in third place in the SPFL Premiership.
The celebrations that came with a win over Hearts can’t mask the points dropped against Motherwell, Livingston and Celtic.
Rohl is now being questioned by Ibrox fans on social media while the in-house messengers point out the position that he inherited from Martin.
That excuse has a limited timeline.
If 7,500 Celtic fans are partying at Ibrox this afternoon the pressure will be cranked up on the inexperienced German wearing a club blazer.
Especially with an angry Barry Ferguson watching from the Directors Box.
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MTH
I’m at a stage Joe , ( I do like what you write ) but please stop talking about another manager across the city with regards to an interview with a media company, let’s focus on our own problems, write about our poor excuse off a board , write about what team Martin might put out , write about anything other than them , even if your opinion does not please every Celtic fan or supporter, I’m not criticising your choice off writing, that’s your take on certain events, but I want to read your opinion on our own issues at the moment and where you think we should go from here , even if it means that you may be repeating yourself now and again, let’s try and be as positive as we can. HH
Editor: It is very possible to cover two issues. As long as I am able to type I will highlight the clown show at Ibrox and also the multiple failings at Celtic which date from July 2012 under a CEO that was once paid £3.5m on a turnover of £83m.
It’s your choice to read or not to read Will. It is Joe’s prerogative to write on whatever subject he wishes. Both of you have freedom to rite and think as you wish. It can be quite cathartic to look across the river at times.
Right. Not rite (on line 2)
“Write” even.
Yes indeed, Fanny Roll has become the latest in a long line of fanny caricatures at Ibrox.
Eine kline pudendum, ach du lieber!
Please MON, have these players ready to roll from the whistle, we just cannot afford yet another slow, clueless & disjointed start that we seem to always have.
I truly believe that if we can strike the first blow early enough, we will then do the business.
But we just can’t keep giving teams incentive by starting so damn slow.
Got the result but scary scary stuff !