Most Hearts fans were delighted to see Celtic awarded a late penalty at Ibrox on Sunday. Reo Hatate popped up to score, eventually
When the midfielder forced the ball over the line at the third attempt you’d have to assume that even Derek McInnes let out a short cheer.
But not Ewen Cameron.
The Jambo-bear was distraught.
It is always an awkward moment for someone in the public eye when their wee team starts to do better than their big team.
Cameron kids no-one about being a Jambo.
His main football interest is a deep deep dislike for all things Celtic. Players, fans, managers. Cameron detests them all.
It has built him a nice career as a C-list celebrity.
???? @EwenDCameron: “It is not intentional, that is not unnatural, the ball is too close to him to give a pen!”
? @STVRonnie: “It’s a stick on penalty!!”
Do you think the Dujon Sterling handball should’ve been given as a penalty or not?? ? pic.twitter.com/IKhkRMKf7A
— STV Radio Football Show (@STVFootballShow) March 2, 2026
It was a very clear cut penalty.
HATATE PENALTY BRINGS PAIN FOR ‘JAMBO’ CAMERON
If there was any sort of grey area Steven McLean or John Beaton would have found it.
Neither are known for giving marginal decisions in Celtic’s favour.
Sterling went up with a boot towards the head of Daizen Maeda and a left arm raised to block a net-bound header.
Cameron might want to drool over the incredible save of Super Jack Butland but it was pushed his way by Sterling’s arm.
Hatate scored. Celtic drew 2-2, a point each.
Penalty. That unfortunately is the Laws of the Game.
There is no opt out for games involving clubs that you detest.
With both Glasgow clubs dropping points over the weekend Hearts increased their lead at the top.
A source of joy for real Jambos. Real Jambos know exactly what Cameron is.
Dancing and skipping around Ibrox on the day that Steven Gerrard was appointed was a bit of a giveaway.
He hasn’t had much to celebrate since.
In December 2024 Celtic overtook the trophy haul of the two Ibrox clubs combined.
Callum McGregor and James Forrest have each won more trophies that Hearts. As has Scott Brown.

Joe that Cameron is a total idiot and no serious football person cares about his opinion ? bet big Tom the Rugby man from Limerick is hurting today
I still can’t believe that new club who play at cheating liebrox still sing they simply the best thay have won fuck all bar 1 covid title and a cup and they still sing it that oldco and new club have no shame the old club cheating for years using ebt sideletters and the new club said they bought the history of the old ranjurs for a £1 only in masonic scotland can this happen but they rats blame every other club for cheating eh and the media in masonic scotland say fuck all wonder why eh cowards just like celtic board…if you cheat you must feel the pain for years liquidated 2012 and still need the men in black togive them a hand toget over the line dirty cheating bastards from liebrox as usual scum of the earth the blue cheating bastards..
Here here well said John
It was a fitting end to the match:
a penalty awarded AGAINST sevco at ibrox, in the dying minutes of the 90!
…and the look on Beaton’s coupon at the pitch-side monitor was priceless.
If sevco and it’s supporters think it wasn’t a penalty… then that’s just an added bonus for us to enjoy! 🙂
That even the village idiot himself conceded it was a penalty pretty much ends all debate on the subject other than from people who are so barking mad that they make Liz Truss sound like Nelson Mandela.
If I could have been bothered to, I would have put a bet on there being a penalty during that game. The only surprise is that it was awarded to us.
I agree with them, Sterling was unlucky. He should have seen a red card as well for DOGSO.
This guy is the epitome of a diet hun
A kid on Jambo and a hun in hiding. Doesn’t have the guts to admit his allegiances.
He is permanently raging when anything to do with Celtic comes up, and his limited brain space is occupied 24/7 with our club.
Methinks he doth protest too much.
Hahaha!
Overall , it was extra difficult to see who was the most deflated and depressed after theRangers hung on for a draw yesterday …just ? Herr Rohl and his ‘handbags at 2 o’clock ‘ team or the SMSM sport scoops who were absolutely floored and expecting a Rugby score from their boys in blue at half time? As an example wee Scotty from the daily Record looked like someone had just blagged and eaten his after match Scooby snack when he was talking to his boss – Inaction Jackson – post match result ? God I’ve witnessed some sorry sights in my time…but that was pitifully sad and distressing !
Who in the actual f*ck is Ewen Cameron…
A mystery man I’d say…
Certainly not a famous one for sure !