EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - MAY 13: Hearts Head Coach Derek McInnes (R) and Referee Nick Walsh at full time during a William Hill Premiership match between Heart of Midlothian and Falkirk at Tynecastle Park, on May 13, 2026, in Edinburgh, Scotland. (Photo by Mark Scates/SNS Group via Getty Images)
One of the many highlights for Celtic fans in 2012 was the musical contribution of Billy No Well.
Social media was on the rise with Celtic fans enjoying the administration and liquidation of Rangers to the max.
Legacy media had been completely blindsided by the process.
A year earlier Chic Young and James Traynor had a legendary fall out over the issue.
Young had highlighted the threat to their beloved club which had reached the front page of the Daily Record.
Traynor went into a full on rage as he trashed Young and anyone daring to suggest that administration was looming at Ibrox.
In May 2011 both men celebrated Dave Murray grasping at a pound coin rolled into his sweaty palm.
Neither realised that their Number 1 contact bailing out was the ultimate warning sign.
CRAIG WHYTE- FOREVER A CELTIC HERO
Craig Whyte stepped in, Rangers died and a celebration industry was born.
Billy No Well did it in style. Adapting songs to share the moment.
Ally McCoist, Murray, Administration and Charles Green got the treatment. And of course Sir Craig- Always A Hero To Me.
Alas Billy No Well was short lived. He disappeared quickly, there has been no real musical celebration of The Banter Years.
Until now. Baldy Tricker is yer man. Someone with a certain taste in music, celebrating the multiple failures at Ibrox and the delusions of their Gullible supporters.
— Baldytrucker67 ???? ????????? (@67baldytrucker) June 20, 2026
With a certain taste in music and keen awareness of the myths pushed from Ibrox through their messengers, Baldy Trucker has found an eager market.
His Derek McInnes ‘tributes’ have gone viral. They are highly popular on WhatsApp.
Below the soothing catchy music there are some very hard hitting lyrics. The perfect blend.
Being blocked by David Tanner is always the sign of a good guy.
Thanks David ya wee dick , done me a fucking favour ? pic.twitter.com/qb6US3nGtR
— Baldytrucker67 ???? ????????? (@67baldytrucker) June 18, 2026
And onto Deek, the one hit wonder, League Cup Winner 2014/15.
McInnes has had the most fawning of welcomes by legacy media outlets.
WELCOME DEL BOY
Most of the Chief Football reporters in the country have his phone number. Something that they haven’t had since Ally McCoist walked away from Ibrox.
Del Boy was yet to be introduced at Ibrox but is already being predicted to bring greatness through the staunchest squad ever assembled.
All of the enlightened promises made by the ’49ers’ has been ditched to keep the hard core happy.
The devastating Knock Back that McInnes delivered in 2017 has been virtually airbrushed away.
All is good despite Celtic’s double domestic success. It seems that good times are just around the corner at Ibrox. Again.
The Messiah pic.twitter.com/57WUZAWugG
— Baldytrucker67 ???? ????????? (@67baldytrucker) June 18, 2026
Sadly (;-0) not even any of the Rangers club’s can survive liquidation……..
HH
Apart from all The Celtic?? Supporters on CQN who say they did Dando by calling them ‘Rangers’ –
CQN – Pathological liars CSC !
That’s the way Bhoys, write songs and poetry and rip the absolute pish out of them whilst they go on mindless, rampaging ‘marches’ attacking anything different from them as long as they are numerically, hugely, advantaged. Square go? Naw we’re Billies, no Tims.
Trash Glasgow and any other city you visit and don’t get called out for it as it’s just “football fans”.
Except of course for Ian Archer who at least called them out as being “like marauding huns”. Sadly the same applies today. The scum died but the same huns and their descendants still circle the new shite, Sevco.
Good on whoever it was that coined that, “same flies on a new shite”, excellent.
We got shanks n McInnes
Raiding hearts,we ain’t finished
We might even come and take Braga too
We got shanks and McInnes
You all going to lose
We got brown shoes ….
And sectarian views
Wee ditty for the currants