PAISLEY, SCOTLAND - FEBRUARY 03: Kris Boyd chats with Hearts Head Coach Derek McInnes during a William Hill Premiership match between St Mirren and Heart of Midlothian at the SMiSA Stadium, on February 03, 2026, in Paisley, Scotland. (Photo by Craig Williamson/SNS Group via Getty Images)
The tears from losing the SPFL Premiership title had barely dried up when Lawrence Shankland was first to jump ship.
Within 10 days of losing out to Celtic Hearts had lost their top scorer and skipper.
A clause in his contract allowed Shankland to move on as a free agent, finally he made the move to Ibrox after years of speculation.
Last Thursday some serious reports emerged linking Danny Rohl with the head coach job at RB Leipzig.
At lightening speed word got out that Derek McInnes was being lined up as Rohl’s replacement.
Negotiations for McInnes to move to Ibrox seemed to move faster than the Rohl deal to Austria.
Over recent months there had been speculation that Rohl could leave Ibrox for Germany to be closer to his family and hair surgeon.
Naturally no Bundesliga clubs were interested with the move to Salzburg a Plan B compared to facing up to Celtic again.
IBROX PROVES TO BE A MAGNET FOR JAMBOS
Over the weekend the McInnes move took on ‘Done Deal’ status.
Fortunately Andrew Cavenagh happened to be in Boston at the same time as McInnes and Hearts chief Andrew McKinlay.
The Tynecastle CEO was a fan of Rangers up until liquidation in 2012.
Just think if you went after our fan base in 2012 your club wouldn’t have died .
— David Harkess ©? (@h4rky) June 14, 2026
In the summer of 2014 Ann Budge came to the rescue of Hearts, providing a loan of £2.5m to take the club out of administration.
Over 10,000 fans backed her plan, repaying Budge year on year for coming to the rescue. Something that no-one at Ibrox was prepared to do.
Having taken a back seat at Tynecastle Budge could be tempted by a consultancy role at Ibrox.
Sir pissy pants pic.twitter.com/wrvN29JYaD
— Dman_1888 ???????? (@dman1888) June 15, 2026
Since Celtic’s title win on May 16 Lord Foulkes has been prolific on Twitter. Firstly demanding an inquiry from the SFA and the FIFA into Celtic’s title win.
He has provided the perfect case for the abolition of the House of Lords. A place where failed politician’s clock in for a payment, expenses and an afternoon nap.
Foulkes was the Hearts Chairman under Vladimir Romanov which confirms his role in life as a free loader.
Lawrence shankland ??
Derek mciness ?
Colin Chisholm ? pic.twitter.com/iTbOC1moxn— nicoraskinssocks (@raskinssocks) June 13, 2026
Over the closing weeks of the season singer Colin Chisholm became a media darling with his pre-match Jambo singalong.
With the Ibrox title challenge killed off by Rohl all hope switched to Tynecastle in the hope of halting Celtic.
Chisholm was booked in for a gig at Tynecastle following the match against Celtic. Nothing has been heard of Chisholm and his song since.
The loathsome and ridiculous George Foulkes – the red-nosed baron himself – is somewhere between Sir Les Patterson and the short-lived Blackadder character Sir Talbot Buxomley (described as “a violent, bigoted mindless old fool”, whose policies included “flogging servants, shooting poor people, and the extension of slavery to anyone who hasn’t got a knighthood”), MP for the constituency of Dunny-On-The-Wold, who only attended the House of Commons once, during which time: “he passed water in the Great Hall, and then passed out in the Speaker’s Chair”….
Lord Coco the clown himself with that big red hooter sponging a coin and a bevvy from wherever he can get.
This gets better everyday ove there at the bigot dome,as they continue to fill the place up with LOSERS.
This is their last throw of the dice for them,if McInnes FAILS they are Friar Tucked,nobody else to bring in to get them that missing title.
I still think McInnes will be parading wee shellsuit Bob aka Ferguson,and the tax dodgerMcCann and Fatso Dodds,as well as whatever other DROSS blows over from Tynecastle.
‘Lord’ Foulkes And Brian ‘Butchers Apron’ Wilson…
Two loyalists b*astards a fag paper couldn’t separate !