Fans Salute The Departure of Loser Rohl

SPFL invites brilliant Danny Rohl pile on

Rohl was handed an open goal in March. Two home matches against Celtic. With the hoops away to Stuttgart and Aberdeen in the midweeks what could possibly go wrong?

Joe McHugh June 17, 2026

How on earth do you describe Danny Rohl in one word?

That was the question posed by the official SPFL X/Twitter account at lunchtime today.

Third? Loser? Wig? Sausage?

It was inviting a pile-on, Twitter users weren’t slow to react.

Sum up Danny Röhl’s 8-month Rangers tenure in 1? word ? pic.twitter.com/o9MkkSblF3

— SPFL (@spfl) June 17, 2026

Pathetic would be another apt description for the former Sheffield Wednesday gaffer.

Straight away he bought into the warped culture of the 2012 Tribute Act. Brogues and blazer, everything that Russell Martin wasn’t.

After a 3-0 Europa League defeat to Brann Bergen Rohl leaded over to speak to the Union Bears. Pandering to the lowest of the low.

Quickly the Gullible & Deluded were on board. ‘Danny, Danny Rohl’ boomed out to the tune of Daddy Cool.

On November 2 Rohl faced a fixture that could have given him legendary status.

After six years out of management Martin O’Neill had been drafted in as Celtic’s interim manager.

The Irishman had five days to prepare for a Hampden semi-final.

He schooled a coach half his age. Celtic were never in trouble apart from the erratic decision making of Nick Walsh and Steven McLean.

Long before the end Celtic fans were chanting for Danny, Danny Rohl.

There was some respite provided by the decision making of David Dickinson. Wilfried Nancy provided Rohl with the only worthwhile victory of his career. Two days afterwards Nancy was sacked. O’Neill was back, Rohl was doomed.

FIVE CUP FINALS FOR ROHL

Rohl was handed an open goal in March. Two home matches against Celtic. With the hoops away to Stuttgart and Aberdeen in the midweeks what could possibly go wrong?

Rohl won neither match. Not even a home cup tie against Celtic Reserves. James Tavernier won two tosses, he took the first penalty, in front of the Union Bears in the Copland Road Stand.

Celtic won 4-2, Danny boy was put on borrowed term.

After a few straight forward victories it came to the crunch.

Following a jolly to Marbella Rohl declared that his side were preparing for five cup finals. After losing the first four he was toast.

Today the news was confirmed. Rohl has gone with the traditional Ibrox Managerial Cycle up and running for the next victim.