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James Traynor RangersNew Ibrox spin doctor James Traynor faces his first big battle with The Sun showing signs of breaking ranks with the gospel according to Charles.

Expecting Communications Director Traynor to convert to the world of internet bampots was never likely to be achieved overnight but keeping newspapers sweet shouldn’t be beyond his skill-set.

Overcoming a 15 year battle with Scotland’s biggest selling newspaper will test Traynor to the limit with the former Daily Record man having nothing but contempt for his tabloid rival.

Traynor’s natural loyalty to his old employees isn’t likely to go down well with The Sun who could make life difficult if they feel they are being left out of the food chain.

This morning Traynor faces two bad news stories coming from The Sun who earlier this year threw their weight behind John Brown’s campaign to ‘starve Green out of Ibrox’.

On the home page of the Scottish Sun there are two bad news stories about Green/Sevco/Rangers- exactly the sort of story that Traynor should be killing off.

‘IBROX then, IBROX now, IBROX sold down the river’ reads one story about how ‘Definant Green will flog the naming rights’.

Green is quoted in the story as saying: “There is more chance of the naming rights being sold than me being called Gladys Green, I can tell you that.

“I have said from day one that providing it is legal I’ll do it to bring money into Rangers.

“I’m a Yorkshireman, I’ve got big ‘ands — God gave them to me so I can grab a lot of money.”

Alongside that story The Sun tells how there was a running battle at Tuesday’s match against Annan and linked it to the plan to re-name Ibrox.

With a caption suggesting the Ibrox may be re-named Pie-Brox with Greggs or i-brox with apple the report claims that Rangers fans battled on the streets with cops after a protest over plans to rename Ibrox stadium.

The report claims that “Trouble flared after fans unfurled banners declaring “Always Ibrox” and heckled a pre-match speech by Light Blues chief Charles Green.”

As well as preparing a glorious digital future keeping bad news out the news will be a key part of the Communications directors’ job, it looks like his fire fighting skills are urgently required.

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  • paul McCann says:

    i wondered why there was a strong police reaction to a flag when even the most misguided sevcovian is entitled to call greyskull what they like

  • sands1888 says:

    Job of your dreams traynor. Enjoy, you’ll be looking for a new one before end of the season, ps you’re still a slimy fat horrible stain on mankind,

  • Bertie says:

    What is it with the sevco minded and rioting when they don’t get their own way?

  • barcabuster says:

    Still making new friends along the way Chucky. Aye right!.No one likes us, we don’t care! Here’s the difference Chucky, We don’t like you, BECAUSE we care! As does evey other sensible Scottish fitba fan. Bring on Juve, C,Mon Lenny and the bhoys! Another fine scalp awaits. HH.

  • Dhougal says:

    I read from some newco on TBD it was a ”fan” that was shouting FTP that kicked it all off………..they wouldn’t have anything against the holy father at xmas would they ???? No change there then !!!!

  • twee gabe says:

    charlie said he bought the titles when he bought that mob does this mean when he goes he can strip them of the titles and take them with him

  • paulybhoy says:

    Mister traynor a person with a low natural intelligence will soon be found out

  • Al says:

    Traynor is without doubt one of human kinds lowest form of pond life, but that is insulting pond life, and its Christmas so its not the time for insults, always think traynor has missed his true vocation, he would make a perfect Santa in a department store, he has got all the qualifications for that job.

    • sands1888 says:

      with a horrible hun face like that? hed scare the kids to death, plus they would be bored hearing him go on about rangers

  • Buffythecat says:

    The new year promises to be another great opportunity for Scottish football to flourish without the toxic trash to pull it down. Difficult to predict what will come first in the new year; the stripping of the dead Ranger’s titles or Jim Traynor’s P.45 – oh happy days!

  • sands1888 says:

    Im hoping for the treble in the summer. Titles stripped, sevco in liquidation and traynor mccoist etc begging for work

  • jac smith says:

    Points tae Ponder..

    Mr.Green Jeans and his Partner..He O’ the Difficult tae pronounce name.. fur me ,anyway!

    Control AND Own.. Twenty five Per centum of the Ibrox Share Flotation..

    Those Shares were acquired or Created.. whichever,of those verbs,which ye may prefer..By Mr. Green Jeans and his Junta… at the Petticoat Lane..or. If ye prefer.. the Paddy’s Market Price..of

    ONE PENNY PER SHARE!

    Noo thanks tae the Magical and Wondrous Workings
    of the Benevolent. Aye. Tae Some!
    Capitalistic SYSTEM…

    Mr. GreenJeans and His Partner goat..

    SEVENTY PENNIES , fur each wan of they

    Phantom?? ONE PENNY SHARES ,which they Owned..

    Which means..

    That

    Mr. Greenjeans and Mr. WhatshisNameAgain?
    have now in their possession..

    Twenty Five Percent of the Total.. Amount Received.. from the Ibrox Flotation Sale..

    Not a bad return..in Exchange fur.. well..
    Practically daein.. well …

    Not Wan Thing!

    Noo.. By ma ain calculation.. which.Ah grant..
    May no be… The Scottish Press’s…

    Mr. Greenjeans and Mr. WhitsHisnameAgain??
    hiv

    Srengthened their Personal Bank accounts, tae the Tune o’

    Let’s See.. noo..

    Twenty Five Per Cent o’ Twenty Two Million..

    That comes tae..

    Five Million Plus.. English Pounds.

    Hmmmmmmm..

    Nice!

    Leavin’..

    Sixteen Million Pounds Plus… tae be deposited in the Ibrox Loaby Press..

    Noo.. could Anybiddy tell me..

    How..

    In the Name of the Wee Man..or.. The Wee Wumman..
    whichevah wan ye may prefer..

    Kin..

    The Former Rangers Fitba’ and Pinochle Club..

    Be able tae come up wi’ the Promised..
    Financial Windfall.. that the Great Ibrox Share
    Floatation wiz supposed tae Generate???

    It’s Noo.. Sixteen Million Plus.. and Falling by the Hoor.. as ..

    There are .. Umpteen Ithers.. who are Good Members..in Standing… of the Original Illustrious
    Consortium, who ..Ah am Sure. wull hiv..

    Already. dipped intae that Sixteen Million and Falling.. as they are Maist ENTITLED TAE.. Seek a Profit fae their Original Investment,which they hid Each made.. when they stepped in tae the Breech and helped. The Doughty Mr. Greenjeans.. Rescue…

    the Deid.. but,as yet.. Un-Buried.. Ibroxian Failed Enterprise.

    As they say. in awe guid Mystery Novels.. and
    This ..Wan.. Believe me..

    Is a Lu Lu..

    The Plot Thickens..

    How wull it awe end?

    Wull.. Mr. Greenjeans.. Grab the Dough.. and Decamp? or has he still Mair..

    Nefarious Schemes, tae pit intae the Mix.. in order.. tae

    Suck oot..Mair o’ the Life Blood..or.. tae be blunt…. MONEY… From
    the

    Trusting.. and .. Thoroughly, Disingenuous..

    Ibrox Supporters??

    Me?? Ah am pullin up a Chair..Makin Masel Comfortable..

    and
    Thoroughly.. Enjoyin’ awe awe these Shenanigans.. which Mr.GtreenJeans is

    Pullin’ oan the Ibroxian Horde

    jac.

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