Notorious internet bampot Charlotte Fakeovers has claimed that the Sevco directors have won the day ahead of Thursday’s AGM.
All of the current directors have had to stand for election at the clubs’ first ever AGM and were being opposed by a rebel group led by Carmunock based billionaire Jim McColl- who didn’t want a blazer.
While rank and file supporters will provide stirring speeches at the AGM the votes will be decided by institutional investors who vote by post.
Charlotte has led a colourful game of cat and mouse on twitter over the last few months making a brief appearance earlier tonight before being suspended once again.
Since emerging in May Charlotte has revealed some dynamic information ranging from taped conversations between Craig Whyte, Charlie Green and Imran Ahmad through to documents showing Campbell Ogilvie’s involvement in tax avoidance schemes at Ibrox.
Charlotte has rarely made a wrong call throughout her nomadic twitter existence and blasted out a few messages tonight which read: “The votes are in. Paul Murray is set for a place on the Rangers board just in time to fight Craig Whyte’s legal claim. #AGM #Irony
“Brain Stockbridge will make way after a Stock Exchange announcement at 7am on Friday. His seat on the board will be taken by Paul Murray.
“Craig Whyte has won his Ticketus appeal. He is now ready to fund his legal claim over Rangers assets.
“I see someone has tried to suspend my account already.”
If those predictions are true it will present Borders based banker Paul Murray with a dilemma over whether to ditch his fellow rebels for a blazer or whether he should walk away.
Despite threats of boycotts from the dozen or so different supporters groups the current board, established by Green alongside Ahmad and Ally McCoist in the summer of 2012, have shown themselves adept at keeping supporters sweet.
With Walter Smith engaged for the share issue and then promoted to chairman to sell season tickets it’s likely that the promise of a tangerine change strip or the signing of Nacho Novo or Kenny Miller will keep the tills ringing and tickets selling.
Creating a new official supporters body involving a few ringleaders should tick the fan engagement box as the Third Division champions attempt to avoid falling into administration.
Should administration prove to be a real threat the sale of Ibrox Stadium and Murray Park is likely- provided it is owned by Sevco Scotland and not Craig Whyte’s Sevco 5088.
UPDATE: It seems that this version of Charlotte has got the Whyte v Ticketus verdict wrong with the former billionaire’s appeal being rejected.
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Roll on Thursday hahahahahahaha
I hear Sally likes a ‘roll’ on a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday & a Sunday as well…..:)
Better than the soaps…. #payperview
A think the should make Thursday a bank holiday.
Keith.
Hilarious piece again,Joe.
The rebs are going to get their jotters, instead of their ‘ prized ‘ blazers.
Murray mint 2 is in quicksand, and disappearing fast.
While back at the ranch,sorry,should be
luxurious French chateau ( paid for by RIFC ) Mr Green is waiting for his call
from Mitchell bros. ( bouncers at agm)
to inform him rebs have been FORCED
TO WALK AWAY.
Meanwhile,Googly Eyes takes a call from
Ahmad’s mother ( business partner in Sevco 5088 ) to inform him of the GREAT
NEWS.
Googles is now in a position to CLAIM what is RIGHTFULLY HIS.
Now, ogilvie and his cohorts are sweating.
There is no lodge in the land, that will
save them.Even Lord nimmo smith,from
his position in the lodge, dare not leap
to their defence.
And for all us good Celtic fans, let
SHOWTIME BEGIN !!!
but craig whyte lost his appeal ?
Jimmy Hen,
That goes for nothing.If anything his need
to aquire his business BACK is of paramount importance to him NOW.
I take it you are from the dark side, my
friend, events are only going to get
DARKER !!
Not quite
Craig whyte inadvertently is ticketus.
Work it out
Haw haw haw.
Penny shares for spivs then 3500% profit.
Penny arcade.
Haw haw haw
Salute Anthony stokes.
Well it looks like Paul Murray’s sock puppet Keek Jackson and his (ahem) newspaper the Daily Dump has backed the wrong horse once again then eh! Aww poor Keek, wonder how he will handle being made persona non grata at his beloved Ibrox when the spivs start to settle some scores and ban him.
Och never mind Keek, you could try going in disguise, maybe as a journalist or something. But I think your best bet is to wait until the new owners take over…..that is unless you’ve managed to piss off the directors of Tesco as well.
Hail Hail.
Happy sevco AGM EVE everyone.
Ho ho ho.
Sevco AGM live on the comedy channel today.
Don’t miss it.
Ho ho ho
Is brian stockbridge really harry enfield?