The desperation to shift season tickets at Ibrox has gone off the radar.
Ahead of the launch of a dvd and special ‘I was there’ merchandise for the 1-1 draw with Celtic, Stewart Robertson has been telling the club’s television station that Brother Pedro is a mix of Jock Wallace, Graeme Souness and Walter Smith!
With even RRM reluctant to take on the task of succeeding Warbo and tarnished one way or another presenting an unknown 46-year-old looks the most likely way of getting the gullible to part with their cash again for season tickets.
Two years after Dave King swept to power the troubled club is kept afloat by ticket sales and soft loans and unable to attract outside investment due to King’s toxic reputation.
Brother Pedro will be this years face of #goingfor55 as the clock starts ticking down towards 10-in-a-row for the tax payers across the city.
“Strength of character is a key thing that you need to be the manager of Rangers,” Robbo claimed reading off his auto-cue.
“I’ve seen that in our great managers of the past – whether it be Walter Smith, Jock Wallace, Graeme Souness – they’ve all had a strong character.
“You need that to make your mark at a club like Rangers.”
With all of those qualities in the fifth best manager in Qatar it can only be a matter of time until the top four coaches are snapped up by leading clubs.
