Celtic fans were given even more material for the never-ending Banter Years when another incredible deal from Ibrox was announced at 7.30am this morning.
Two lads from Liverpool overdosed on Statement Bingo all the way into the Blue Room of Dignity and ended up winning the contract to provide next season’s kit, provided Sports Direct don’t step in with an injunction.
Castore Sportwear launched with an amazing statement at 7.30am this morning- aimed straight at the heart of bears preparing for confirmation that Celtic are Scottish champions for the ninth season running.
Early in the statement there was a mention of the most successful club in the world. The lengthy email then went on to discuss the global brand and it’s worldwide fanbase with loyalty popping up at every opportunity.
Hahaha @RangersFC new slogan with @CastoreSports was copied from Celtic’s European campaign graphics TWO years ago ????
They can’t even come up with their own slogans!!! What a riddy!!! pic.twitter.com/jsY0vWo0GJ
— Henrik’s Tongue (@henriktongue) May 17, 2020
There were a few jingoistic references respecting the exciting young British brand, to finish off their introduction they reminded the Gullible that ‘BETTER NEVER STOPS’.
Even among the strong field of recent statements this was one of the best with ‘BETTER NEVER STOPS’ summing up the dynamic attitude of the new company (Castore) that will never rest on its laurels in the pursuit of excellence.
It wasn’t long before the origins of that phrase came to light. Celtic fans know Google and Twitter better than most with BETTER NEVER STOPS being used by the champions two years ago to promote coverage of a Champions League qualifier against Rosenborg.