For the best part of a decade Tom Miller has been the voice of The Banter Years.
A Gallant Volunteer of the airwaves his staunch voice has shared misery to thousands of bears worldwide as one dream after another has been destroyed.
Three times he has talked the fans through five goal hammerings from Celtic as well as the routine humiliations from Alloa, Raith Rovers, Alloa, Dundee United and Alloa.
This season has gone rather well with Alfredo Morelos immune from red cards, and his team-mates, 33 matches without conceding a penalty and favourable test results coming back from a VIP laboratory in East Belfast.
For added security it took the SFA more than two months to suspend Young Nathan Patterson but it hardly mattered when Capt’n Tave headed what seemed like the cup winning goal against St Johnstone in the 115th minute.
The Captain was celebrated and revered as he milked the celebrations but alas there was another twist when a Jolly Green Giant terrified Greegsy so much that he didn’t move as Zander Clark headed off Chris Kane’s foot to force the cup tie into penalties.
Clark pushed away weak efforts from Tavernier and Kemar Roofe, Saint Johnstone didn’t mess about converting four out of four and it was that sinking feeling for all those at Rangers TV.
