Gordon Duncan of Radio Clyde had to keep a straight face tonight as he dealt with probably the most paranoid phone-call that Super Scoreboard has ever broadcast.
Reading like a list off one of the most detached message-board posts, Billy from East Kilbride managed to get an awful lot off his chest with Duncan in the presenters’ chair dismantling his claims blow by blow.
It was in incredible list, of how Celtic were presented with the 2019/20 SPFL title, and this season’s which has nine matches to run but also got cut out entirely last season. Caller Billy never wavered, it was dead pan delivery throughout with Duncan getting more drawn in with each piece of misinformation.
Back in the real world a vote of all SPFL clubs called the 2019/20 season with eight games left to play, average points per game was used with titles, promotions and relegations decided on that basis.
This season with the Government limiting fans to 500 per match 10 of the 12 Premiership clubs voted to bring forward a break of three fixtures. When the season resumed full stadiums were permitted.
— Tam sellic son (@TamsellicsonIII) March 4, 2022
Caller: This is a team that won a title that was called early on their behalf. This is a team that got a winter break called in early so that it suited them to get players fit and a transfer window seen through and all that sort of stuff.
Gordon Duncan: Rangers got a transfer window as well, didn’t they?
Caller: The SPFL and that have steadily kept the ship going there and I’m 100% confident that Rangers will be fine through this
GD: The ship going where? What do you mean by this Billy?
Caller: The ship going well I said
GD: The SPFL are trying to get Celtic to win the league?
Caller: We called one in and we called the winter break in
GD: What about the season inbetween, when Rangers romped it? Did they just fail to do it that season?
Caller: Exactly
GD: Right, OK, I might regret asking this, but what on earth has the season being called early in 2020 got to do with a 9 point swing. How does that change what is happening at the moment? The fans are just phoning in, saying that they are frustrated. Thy were ahead but now you are behind. But that is OK because the league was called early two seasons ago? I don’t follow how those two are linked.
Caller: I’m not expecting you to follow, the nine point swing was because there was a premature call in for a Winter Break that there was no need to do.
GD: Ten clubs though wanted it, didn’t they?
Caller: OK, 10 clubs voted, I don’t know if they emailed in or whatever it was
GD: Oh oh, come on, we’re not back to the junk folder
Caller: What I would say is that there was a position there that Rangers would be 10 points clear, a team ran scared.
Ma names Billy, King Wullie & am as Thik as Fuk lol! When Celik won the Quad Treble we wurny trying oor hardest & we’re at it agane tae gie them a wee chance! Everywan has it in fur us, we’ve been denied 4 huner pens & evry team shd have at least 2 players sent aff every wk aganest us!! Aye & I nearly Furgoat we ur the same club & we DONT owe anywan any money, it wiz aw a Smokescreen tae put us doon the leagues kno whit a mean BAWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Haha, same klub and they owe nothing—-what a klub that sevco, so popular!
There’s none as blind as those who will not see. COYBIG
This is why I call them the BENNYS remember big daft arse on Crossroads all jumping about with their tea cosy hats on.
This is the type of mentality the klan supporters have backing them and fighting their corner.
This is the brainless people that follow that klub.
And the worse think about it is that they are breeding.
Every last one of them is a case of follow the bouncing ball when trying to string a sentence together, you only need to look at Boyd on Sky and the others on the BBC to see this.
Lol remember when David Graham was appointed as the top man top of the class PR GURU at ibrox, well he is no longer getting this praise from the klan.
Infact the klan want him removed and binned forever out the klub never to enter ibrox again.
When the natives get restless and they are definitely getting restless as the song goes,There Maybe Trouble Ahead.
Rumour has it that it is King the CHISLER in the background laying down the foundations with some of the support to get rid of the top class PR guy for the CHISLER to make his move to get back in with the klan klub.
It’s the hun way they think chucking it or making excuses some how soften the blow! Weirdos the lot of them! Us Tim’s we go to the end! No excuses no cowardice! See the poison been the ” school bully” all their lives and have been enabled in ” brigadoon” scotland!! Let Celticbrate then make sure they ain’t going to sydney! Cant be associated with that toxic filth, see boyd calling it ” sectarian ” tonight nah clown shoe its anti Celtic hate as he well knows thats bigoted Scotland! No our problem theirs! We can go anywhere and are everywhere! No problem with our great fanbase! The world knows what they are ! And that’s the scum of the earth rioting everywhere they go!
Definitely it has to be the school’s,”Billy” is exhibit A, if he had a brain he’d be dangerous.