Anthony Joseph has revealed that Edouard Michut is slower than Usain Bolt.
At around 11am it was revealed that Celtic were in talks with Paris Saint Germain over the transfer of the teenage midfielder.
It looks like a desperate move by Ange Postecoglou to reclaim the Summer Transfer Window Trophy which appears to be on its way to Ibrox for the NINTH year running.
After a slow start the Imaginative Transfer Policy has kicked off, reeling in Antonio Colak, Tom Lawrence and Rabbi Masondo to add to Sicknote Souttar.
Not only is Masondo a former £11m starlet he is actually faster than Usain Bolt over 20 metres. How useful that will be against the packed defences of the SPFL is hard to judge.
Not faster than Usain Bolt, unfortunately – because no-one is.
— Anthony Joseph (@AnthonyRJoseph) July 13, 2022
Moment Rangers new boy Rabbi Matondo was clocked sprinting faster than USAIN BOLT ??https://t.co/ZzWZZZuOMq
— Scottish Sun Sport (@scotsunsport) July 13, 2022
With £4m spent from the £6m fee for Joe Aribo it looks like the Ibrox biscuit tin will be tucked away until a club comes in with an offer for Ryan Kent or Alfredo Morelos.
CONFIRMED: KV Mechelen have signed Celtic left-back Boli Bolingoli.
The 27-year-old has agreed a two-year deal with the Belgian club.
— Anthony Joseph (@AnthonyRJoseph) July 12, 2022
Uncomfirmed: a significant undisclosed transfer package ?
— Anthony Joseph (@AnthonyRJoseph) July 12, 2022
“Pacy Winger” is like saying Death Valley can be a tad hot in the summer!