Exciting new plans have surfaced of the new look Ibrox that will be able to host 72,426 gullible bears. More than Selik.Â
City Centre boozer Oswald Bar has unearthed the exciting plans which will transform the football landscape of the city.Â
Since 1998 Celtic have had 10,000 additional seats in their stadium with that financial advantage alongside sound commercial deals giving the hoops a massive upperhand in the battle for trophies.Â
Dave Murray was famous for leaking new stadium plans to friendly newspapers to take the heat off him when results were going against the club that died in 2012.
Nothing ever came of the hover pitch, super casino or six star Govan Hilton, in May 2011 Murray accepted a pound coin for the club which went into liquidation a year later.Â
Hearing that with thousands on the waiting list for season tickets, there’s talks to expand Ibrox
Construction plans are ongoing for a capacity of 72,426, and doing so would make our stadium the biggest in Scotland and one of the best in Europe ?
Amazing if true ? pic.twitter.com/tMJxac6Mji
— Oswalds Bar (@OswaldsBar) July 24, 2022
With almost 10,000 Twitter followers Oswalds has the eyes and ears of the Ibrox support.
No completion date has been given for the construction work which will require the River Clyde to be rerouted to raise the water table around Ibrox.Â
The new look Edmiston House project featuring a museum, club store, ticket office and Liquidation Suite is currently six months behind schedule.Â
Ha!
Immediate reaction was: another big share issue coming for the punters?!
[With the money raised diverted to pay the leccy bills, suppliers, etc.]
All that’s needed is an artist’s impression of a bigger Ibrox.
Just what are they drinking / taking in Oswald’s to believe this nonsense? 🙂
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha, hee, hee, hee, hee, , ho, ho, ho, ho!!!
The huns really are the stupidest fans in football.
Lol that must be some magic beer and spirits they serve to big BENNY fae Crossroads and his mates in Oswalds bar.
No doubt they are sitting there with cream in their pants at the TRUMP and tory FAKE news stories. As the saying goes we have seen this movie before and how it ends,they should get Murray minted to speak and quote him about that will be their answer right there,it ain’t never going to happen.
This just in : the lavvies will be fitted with extra big pans to accommodate 4 sevco slurpers at a time, given the anticipated demand. They’ll be able to push any big floaters to the side so they can get a good sook going.
Bound to go down well with the hun lavvy lickers.
They can get wee Barry Bawbag to get his CRAYONS out to draw up some plans for the stadium.
KERCHING looks like another SCAM from board coming out of ibrox again.
Watch in the coming days the klan klubs friends in the media all start to run with this FAKE news.
Now that BBC Scotland are back to toe the party line, we can expect all kinds of feel good factor tales about everything of a blue persuasion! The BBC have 7 years to make up lost time for. Not a quote ,not a word ,not an interview with their pet project! I don’t think they will blow it again, do you?
In fairness to them, many have called this out for the boll”””ks that itis.
Word has it Roy Orbison n Elvis Presley Are booked for Grand Opening should be fun..
With a Landing Area for Interplanetary Transport Vehicles.
Did not realise it is April fools day??
Bullshit as per usual.
Are you looking for any labourer’s?