Barry Ferguson’s latest column in the Daily Record has smashed it today.
After more than two weeks of feel good stories following the appointment of Micky Beale the former Alloa boss has surpassed any of the nonsense published to date.
It seems that 20 pairs of brown brogues will transform the SPFL title race with Giovanni van Bronckhorst’s flops about to show Selik a clean pair of heels as they run off with Scotland’s top prize.
In any other country the notion would be completely laughed off, probably as a parody account but across the central belt of Scotland a certain group of People will be feeling better about themselves knowing that the good old days are about to return.
While Dave Murray scammed Her Majesty out of millions there was a home made solution on the door step to produce superior footballers. Kit them out in the type of suit worn by Mister Struth topped off b y brown brogues and suddenly Ryan Kent will be scoring goals for fun while Borna Barisic discovers the forgotten art of defending.
It now seems only a matter of timing before Celtic’s nine point lead at the top of the Premiership is overturned- with Barry Ferguson telling Record readers how Micky Beale sussed out the Celtic boss.
Yaaas! Values. Business. Standards. Tradition. Pinch of Salt. pic.twitter.com/W14ehznQgD
— Arsène Parçelie (@Arsene_Parcelie) December 14, 2022
Here here Barry. pic.twitter.com/Cwcki6aqZC
— ceern (@NotoriousBAG_) December 14, 2022
I see the daily record account has been hacked again..???
— Neil (NEERU)????????? (@mcfadzean_neil) December 14, 2022
How can this be real. ????
— Swed? (@Swedleypops) December 14, 2022
Played a blinder here. Massive interactions and website hits, Barry on a small fee, job done
— MB (@melbourne88) December 14, 2022
Load of cobblers as usual from wee Barry
— Slimshady (@Slimshady1961) December 14, 2022
Bargain basement journalism. The daily Ranger fanzine.
— Is Mise Turlough (@Mise_Turl) December 14, 2022
Oh my feckin god!! That’s it. Its official the daily record, the new rangers and Barry ferguso are now beyond parody.
— Searriagh (@searriagh67) December 14, 2022
Was only weeks ago he said Gio had big Ange’s number ???
— Grandude (@BrianMc81) December 14, 2022
Surely none of these guys have a degree?
— Mick Harrington (@MickHarrington3) December 14, 2022
Why does brown shoes turn them on so much ?? it’s weird
— Douglas Parks Chin ? (@SpringboardEBT) December 14, 2022
Fuds a SIMPLETON, an Olive short ae a Feature!! Appeasing the Knuckodraggaz who widny kno whit a pair ae brown brogues looked like!! Roll oot the Deeds nxt & the Let’s go PISH!! Mooch gone by Easter!!
How’s Barry’s managerial career getting on since he got sacked from Alloa ?
Wee Barry way shoe horn at the(ready) and nacho way the dvds to hand out after the cones are put away
As the late great Frank Zappa worse, “Brown Shoes Don’t Cut It”
Reminds me of the old Stanley Holloway song…………………………………………………….
Brahn Boots……….Ees wearin’ Brahn Boots!
Maybe if their shitey players played in them they might win something.
These huns are too funny for words.
Segs or Quarter plates?