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Enterprising Ibrox fan comes up with stunning fund raiser to stop Celtic

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There can be little doubt that James Bisgrove has been one of the best signings ever made by the Ibrox Tribute Act.

The Commercial Director has come up with some incredible schemes to extract money from supporters led by My Gers where fans get points for everything they buy then go into a small ballot for in-demand tickets while the bulk of the tickets go to corporate clients.

At the Europa League Final in Seville last May the run-of-the-mill bears watched a beam-back across the city while far cats scrambled to drink toilet water inside the match stadium.

With five kits a season, a couple of glamour friendlies and ventures like New Edmiston House the cash has been rolling in with Bisgrove driving a top of the range sports car on the back of his salary, commissions and bonus payments.

Losing to Celtic on Sunday has unfortunately highlighted the playing gulf between the clubs which even Bisgrove and My Gers has struggled to make up.

20,000 bears paying £5 a month would just about cover 10 days pay for Kemar Roofe and John Lundstram.

Perhaps someone will realise that winning trophies, buying wisely and developing players to be sold is the only one to sustain a club. Identifying good signings underpins every area of a football club.

Last summer John Souttar, Tom Lawrence, Rabbi Matondo and Ridvan Yilmaz were added to the payroll and are belived to be costing close to £100,000 per week.

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  • the maister says:

    The Natural Order Has Been Returned!

  • TonyB says:

    sevcvnts are deluded suckers, and as PT Barnum said……………..

    NEVER give a sucker an even break.

    I never imagined this could get any funnier, but it does, on a daily basis.

    Can’t stop laughing at ra peepo.

    Whatabunchafannies!

  • Anthony Mcquade says:

    Looks like Huns 2023/24 is being readied to replace the 2012 version

  • Johnno says:

    For years now the scum have been paying to much in wages in trying to attract players to such a rancid club.
    Nowadays it’s become the norm for the scum to sign players for the treatment tables.
    So the only real question is how long before the new additions pinky and perky get there own treatment table?
    Becoming very clear now that players don’t and won’t play for them DOBs but will take the money all the same

  • Scud Missile says:

    And the BENNYS strike again with the bright ideas and doing the maths.

  • John mcghee says:

    Fuck sake thats it started begging bowl is out to help this new club buy players why dont the sevco board sell morelos for 50 million our ryan bent kent for 25 million tavawanker the penalty king thats if any club is looking for a player who gets penalties nearly every week especially when its zero zero and mins left the ref gives them a pen outside the box aswell so whoever buys him down south your not getting penalties every week its only in scotland sevco get penalties no problem..

  • Bob (original) says:

    Read in the paper the other day that a national, tanning-salon chain was looking to expand further in the UK.

    Maybe they should also look at Ibrox…for the, erm, cash flow?

    Well, Ibrox – and its players – is worth b*gger all as a football club alone. 🙂

    • Clachnacuddin and the Hoops says:

      Aye well they got tanned on Sunday Bob – and they got well tanned in September as well…..

      BY OUR BELOVED HOOPS OF GLASGOW CELTIC !!!!!!!

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