Cameron Carter-Vickers is the only Celtic player that would be able to get into Micky Beale’s star studded Starting XI.
That was the straight faced verdict of Ibrox Noise on Friday as they prepared to celebrate the third trophy in the history of their club.
CCV gets the grudging compliment that he is ‘their Calvin Bassey’.
None of the Celtic midfielders would oust John Lundstram or Glen Kamara for a midfield place despite 13 months of evidence with the hoops bossing and winning at Celtic Park, Ibrox and Hampden.
Displaying the arrogance that runs through every area of the club Ibrox Noise reports:
The BBC are now asking fans of Rangers and the other mob to select their combined XI mashup of players from both teams. Ibrox Noise went into this with an impartial mindset, intending to pick three, maybe even four of the dark side’s men, in the interest of fairness. By the end, hand on heart we only chose Carter Vickers.
For all the other mob’s money, and winning last season’s title, and being ahead by 9 now, Michael Beale has absolutely skyrocketed Rangers’ quality since November, getting so much more out of so many players, that while, true, our blue specs will always be on, aside the American defender, their Calvin Bassey, there isn’t a single player in their squad we’d like to have at Ibrox.
Beale has completely reinvigorated our group, and got the likes of Fashion Sakala and Ryan Kent back to their best – we’re seeing a much more resolute and together team and if you add Borna Barisic and Malik Tillman to those giving more now, we honestly cannot hand on heart justify picking any of their players aside Vickers, and maybe at a very long push, Jota.
But who would he replace?
Apparently CCV has the physicality that Conor Goldson lacks, leaving Ben Davies to partner the USA internationalist alongside Captain Tavernier and Borna Barisic.
The real question is would any of Beale’s players get a place on the Celtic bench with James Forrest, Stephen Welsh and Alexandro Bernabei missing out on a place on the bench at Hampden.
Will Micky Beale last one year as manager at Ibrox?
Yes, his outstanding coaching will soon shine though
No chance- another Warbo, Murty, Caixinha, Gio
What a shower of absolute morons. There’s more commas in that first paragraph than brain cells in the author’s napper.
For the record o’ lurking huns (yes we know you are there you dumb fuds) there is not a single player in the entire Ayebrokes SQUAD that is good enough to sit on Celtic’s bench for a B-team pre-season friendly against a pub side. They are a collection of duds and fuds yet you wonder why no-one wants them? It’s because they are all SHITE!!!
Fuds.
Oh dear, there is none blinder than those who won’t see. Ironically, just about the only one of their players I could countenance picking for our squad IS Goldson… albeit not as a starter.
It’s what I’ve always said: apart from being the stupidest fans in the world, huns know fuck all about football.
This just confirms it.