In the manner of Micky Beale’s ‘2 out of 4’ trophy count Fashion Sakala has decided to re-write the story of last season’s SPFL title race.
Celtic’s run of 26 wins and six draws after a struggling start under Ange Postecoglou apparently had nothing to do with their title success with Giovanni van Bronckhorst taking the rap for that.
Someone deep inside Ibrox seemed to be feeding Sakala before his media appearance with a similar diet to whatever Beale has been gorging on in since he quit QPR.
It appears that all was hunky dory at Ibrox before Steven Gerrard, Gary McAllister and Beale packed up for the bright lights and pay-offs of Aston Villa.
Prior to that move the Ibrox side had drawn at home to Aberdeen and Motherwell while losing away at Dundee United, either side of defeats from Malmo.
Van Bronckhorst came in, tweaked a few areas of the side and rattled off seven wins on the bounce before taking his side to Aberdeen on January 18, two months after taking over, where they drew 1-1.
The Dutchman was being praised left right and centre after things had gone stale under Gerrard but speaking to The Sun Sakala opted to ignore those seven successive SPFL victories:
Last season we were four points on top before Gerrard left, so the change in the coach contributed a lot for us to be struggling. If Gerrard was still here then I think we would have won the league last season.
This season you can see we struggled again. It is the same thing that happened last season. But the way we are playing now under the new manager, it is exactly the same as we were playing when Gerrard was here. Yes, we are nine points behind just now.
But we will keep on fighting to put them under pressure and recover from that. If we get that trophy, it will prove that we are a better team than them.
The game at Ibrox the last time we played them, in the beginning they looked better. Then we turned everything around and were much the better team.
We could have won the game but unfortunately we drew. But on Sunday, if we get the trophy, everyone will see that we are much better than them.
A 1-1 draw at Aberdeen last January was followed by a 3-3 draw at Ross County where Allan McGregor, Connor Goldson and Calvin Bassey were involved in some comic cut defending.
Then they visited Celtic Park, lost 3-0 on a night few will ever forget apart from Sakala
Sumwan tell this CLOWN tae Fuk Off!! Imbecellic NUMPTY whoze knowledge of addition just DOSEN’T ADD UP!!
A win will do but a good win will be even fckn better to shut these clowns up.
To paraphrase the great Brian Clough:
As far as I’m concerned you can chuck all your medals and trophies and caps into the biggest fucking dustbin you can find because you’ve never won any of them fairly.
You’ve done it all by cheating.
Words that apply to the history of both Ibrox entities, and truer today than it has ever been.
Another quote from him when asked specifically about rangers.
” Rangers? They’re a bunch of gangsters.”
I think I speak for EVERYONE that just wants this SCUM ANNHIALATED on Sun! If u recall the last time they BUMPED THEIR GUMS this profusely the Knuckodraggaz were aw rejoicing they drew us in the Cup Semis.. Score 4-0 tae the soon to be Dbl Treble Winners!! Fast Forward a few wks & a 7th Title in a row wiz clinched wae a 5-0 HUMPIN supposedly in front of Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Crse lol! 4 or 5 will dae on Sun but I’m not adverse tae 6 or 7 lol!!
Dictionary: ‘Doing a Sakala’ = talking urine.
Worst case scenario and with the likely help from var…if and I mean IF they get a result I wonder if aul steal the ball knows that 1 swallow does not a summer make ?