Off the pitch Fashion Sakala can do little wrong.
Put him in front of the cameras or microphones and it is Zombie Bingo Time.
The other mob, better team/better club, playing for the badge and to top it all off last season the title would have went to Ibrox had Steven Gerrard not done a runner to Aston Villa.
Yesterday he had his big moment, trailing 1-0 a Ryan Kent shot came off the post, falling perfectly to Sakala right in front of his adoring fans in the West and North Stands.
Thousands of kids back in Zambia were crowded round televisions watching a national hero on the big European stage.
Some would say Karma.. pic.twitter.com/8omQuseGZ5
— JustAnOrdinaryBhoy (@ordinarybhoy) February 27, 2023
And then a bottle crashed, Fashion turned to rubble and screwed his shot feebly into the side netting.
Last May the super-sub was replaced by Aaron Ramsey in the 118th minute of the Europa League Final. Yesterday’s humiliation will take a lot of getting over for the trash talking striker.
That’s quite a Do-able angle. He screwed it up!