For no obvious reason Ibrox fans have been revisiting their experiences at the Europa League Final in Seville.
While Eintracht Frankfurt delivered their allocation to lively younger fans the Ibrox club turned the match into a corporate jolly with wealthy older bears given first call on the 18,000 tickets available.
After the defeat to the 10th best team in Germany some distressing tales emerged of the bear death experiences that thousands of elderly, disabled and infirm Gers fans had to endure.
Water seemed to be in short supply for one set of supporters with some claims that the stewards inside the stadium were speaking in Spanish.
Ibrox fans flooded social media with their tales of woe as they rationed Toilet Water with elderly and disabled fans given priority from big hearted bears.
On Follow Follow this afternoon another heart-breaking story emerged.
Strangely not a single video clip has emerged of the toilet scenes that left so many fans as distressed as they were when Aaron Ramsey took his penalty.
My heart bleeds , shouldn’t have got pissed in the first place in temperature’s like that.I doubt they’ve learnt their lesson always someone else to blame.IDIOTS.
Harrowing.
Oh dear, how sad, never mind.
Public Health Announcement.
If any of you have been affected by any of the issues you have read here please contact The Samaritans. (Best to wait until they have stopped laughing)
Please note some symptoms of Seville syndrome include: a compulsion for drinking water from the lavvy pan (Bloo mooth syndrome), delusional psychotic ideation (same klub gawing furra 55), victimisation complex ( We wuz relegatit by the haters), utter ignorance about anything to do with football (Cantwell is worth £50 million), a penchant for parading about in gaudy crimplene outfits and uniforms ( Wee arra peepo psychosis ) and complete refusal to accept the facts of Company Law (same klub despite liquidation).
There are likely to be other serious symptoms of this appalling condition, but if you meet anyone exhibiting any or all of the foregoing call the local Bammy Cane since compulsory detention under the Mental Health Act is strongly indicated.
Man City, similar issues arising re FFP and punishment. So, Sevco deflect, they’d rather be known as Lavvy Lickers than tax dodging ne’er do wells.
Is it me or am I seeing things the picture at top the second guy ìn at the door is cheetin Beaton.
If it is took me a while to realise ìf its not well he must have a brother the tangerine bassas that they are.
The second guy in on the right hand side or it could be red card ross it’s wan of them.
Now just where did I leave that violin again.