Judging by his comments over the weekend Micky Beale is expecting an announcement that Alfredo Morelos will be playing his football elsewhere next season.
Some folk have been waiting five years for the news after the mysterious £7m bid from a mysterious Chinese club was taken as gospel by Scottish media outlets.
With Moussa Dembele scoring for fun Ibrox MD Stewart Robertson reassured a fans group that the chunky Colombian would only be sold if an offer of Dembele Dollars arrived.
And so it continued.
Morelose will leave for Free… A Thread pic.twitter.com/GfvVxhOKEE
— Craig Whyte (@RIPRFC) March 12, 2023
Morelos Transfer Bingo has been a regular part of the Scottish media scene. Think of a country, make up a club and pick a transfer fee then include keeping tabs or monitoring developments and another awkward space is filled.
In really quiet periods there was always a Colombian radio report that no-one could ever track to spice things up with.
Fortunately for the striker he managed to get two new contracts out of the transfer speculation. Currently he is believed to be on a basic of around £30,000 a week plus various loyalty bonuses for each year that he completes on the deal.
With Kemar Roofe out for the season and Morelos looking elsewhere it leaves Micky Beale reliant on Antonio Colak for goals over the remainder of the season with Fashion Sakala as Plan B.
Then the walls came crashing down, Edmund then knew he had been fooled
The only valuation going up as far as big Alfoodo is concerned is the cost of the rations bill ! Man , those enormous scooby snacks cost a fortune … Yikes …
Alfredo is opening a chippy down Govan way.
Simply called Alfredo’s.
He will have a couple of specialities.
Alfredo’s Haddie.
Alfredo’s pudding.
Both seem very fitting for the formerly quoted £60 million man who is now worthlessness is also doing one called the spent Kent pie.
Elbows (Morelos) has been overrated for last 3/4 seasons ,he,s a dirty player who,s always loved his elbows getting with a players head or ribcage, they will get what he,s been worth last two seasons NOTHING .
Aye chunky on his way oot?
The footballer who plays at liebrox was worth 50 million a few years ago but now he’s going for free if any clubs want him you couldn’t make this up eh yes you can because the media in scotland cant report the truth on the biggest cheats in Scottish football oldco and newco thats why our papers dont sell many now the journalists that work for the daily scum record and the scum sun are all dirty lowlife bastards who are scared to write the truth incase the union bears go after them threating them and there familys so ill be glad to see those papers dying for good and i hope the journalists never get another job in the media but no doubt the SCUM BBC will take them all our country is embarrassing with the masonic fuckpigs honest
Says it all.