Following Mad Mal on Monday night was always going to be a difficult task but Silly Willie managed to BLEEP himself off Super Scoreboard last night.
By the time Friday comes around the Samaritans could be joining Ofcom as they tune in to the early evening Radio Clyde phone-in.
After being hyped out their minds in the build up to the Viaplay Cup Final in February the outcome of that match has left many bears even less stable than usual.
Two goals from Kyogo Furuhashi and witnessing another Celtic trophy party has pushed many fans close to the brink after they apparently killed Selik off during the Lockdown season.
In the background Celtic are one trophy away from matching the domestic trophy haul of the old Rangers club with the European trophies of the two sides not open for debate.
Like Mal it seemed that Willie was thrilled to find someone prepared to listen to him, he went on and on and on about everything as he got a lifetime of pain and suffering off his chest during 120 seconds of broadcasting infamy.
— Tam sellic son (@TamseIIicsonIII) April 4, 2023
Angie this, Angie that, Angie the next thing, know what ah mean?
Ah’m no been funny but see this group of players at Ibrox, ah really feel sorry for Michael Beale
Ah lost ma season ticket because of that Covid nonsense, ah’m what they call ah nuts n bolts man, ah’m auld scool.
See that Kent (former Liverpool starlet Ryan) he’d be the first wan oot the door, ah don’t know what the hell they see in him. Jamie Murphy was a far better winger and player than he’ll ever be.
That Graeme Park, by the way, and this is exclusive, this is’nae nonsense, Graeme Park gave that Caixinha (Pedro) the joab and it is’nae Rangers that are paying any compensation it’s comin oot ae Dougie’s (Park) pocket.
Ah mean ah was a shareholder awe they years ago before all the nonsense, right, so ah cannae go to shareholders meetings now the way ah could years ago.
After reference to a health issue for Douglas Park, Gordon Duncan comes in to calm Willie down, he asks if he is being serious about Murphy being better than Kent
On his day? Aye. He was a better winger than he’ll(Kent) ever be. Ah’ll tell you another player that was better than him, Greg Docherty and Docherty couldn’t get a game either, Gerrard said to him ‘look ah know you are a great player, your this that and the next thing. And then there was another wan, eh, that left, Gerrard didn’t want him to leave, eh, what do you call him, ah BEEP me ah cannae mind his name.
SILENCE
Duncan returns with ‘you just kind of knew that Willie’s call was heading that way’.