Todd Cantwell looks like being as ineffective on social media as he is on the park for Micky Beale’s Revolution.
In two games against Celtic the former Norwich City starlet has lost both times with his only notable contribution being a late lunge at Greg Taylor in Saturday that Kevin Clancy decided was only worth a yellow.
Being the prettiest boy in Norfolk Todders seems to think that he is a bit of a celebrity with Instagram, Tik Tok and Twitter taking up much of his time as he attempts to create a personality and build an image.
Playing up to the thickest elements of the Ibrox support has allowed Fashion Sakala to gain cult status with Todders deciding to follow the same path.
On Instagram yesterday he declared that ‘they hadn’t won’ noting that the mainstream media had picked up on that comment he turned to Twitter to demonstrate his lack of basic English knowledge.
The apostrophe can be a tricky part of the language to understand but pretty early on most folk know that it isn’t for simple plurals. It seems that Todders was off school when the concept of simple plurals was discussed. Things like fans, clubs, supporters and opponents don’t require an apostrophe. To play on a football phrase- if in doubt leave it out.
Most big time footballers and sports people will employ someone to look after their social media accounts to ensure that their stupidity is kept quiet.
It seems that Todder’s doesn’t have a budget to cover that, the coming months should be fun for his growing army of followers.
— AM ??????? (@annemarie6377) April 10, 2023
Hi Todd, my nephew is pretty crap at football but wants to be a professional footballer. Any tips for him as being crap hasn’t appeared to have stopped you? Thanks mate, he loves your whacky TokTok dances too. ?
— D-Unit (@henke_hoops) April 10, 2023
There’s no apostrophe in opponents
— Tartan Astronaut for independence??????? (@MrsAstronaut) April 10, 2023
Opponents* it’s not a possessive plural.
You’re just getting schooled on a daily basis now eh?— Laura ?????????????? (@weepigeonface) April 10, 2023
Todd you didn’t get near the ball for 95 mins, if Celtic hadn’t misplaced so many passes they’d have ran over the top of you. Celtic on a particularly poor day scored 3 and Won!
— ???? ?????? (??) (@ThomasJohn_JT) April 10, 2023
Opponents* ?
— shéa (@cfcsheathethird) April 10, 2023
Opponents* ?
— shéa (@cfcsheathethird) April 10, 2023
Respect you opponent’s what? You can’t just leave a sentence half finished mate! ?????
— Wes Murdiff (@wesolingo) April 10, 2023
There’s nuffingk like the grammar police descending on you, innit.