How do you condense the highlights of April 2023 into a two and a half minute video?
There are a few strands to be covered based around Celtic starting and ending the month with victories in the Glasgow Derby.
Some comic cut defending was involved in both matches, capitalised on brutally by Celtic forwards led by The Superstar from Portugal.
Running in tandem with the victories and aftermath have been the shouts from Ibrox over how little there is between the two clubs.
New signings Nico Raskin and Todd Cantwell have fully subscribed to the notion, especially the former Norwich City starlet who refuses to acknowledge defeats.
Neil Who Banfield made a surprise appearance, mumbling about an incident two months earlier involving Ange Postecoglou that no one has any idea about.
All the while the Scottish media have lapped up the claims and excuses, applying top spin and steering well clear of any all-time trophy counts for fear of pushing distressed bears over the edge.
The banter years continue, baby – The ‘I’ve lost count’ edition pic.twitter.com/EhmiH7sLxJ
— ? (@smn___67) May 2, 2023
Tuned into that podcast of hand and heart with that bawbag David the arsehole Edgar. He had guest on with him Andy McGowan another bawbag.
They both tried to explain the failure of the klub they support from the other day as well as the season as well.
Apparently both these llowns think the klub they support are neck and neck with us and only slightly behind in the finance stakes.