Before Fraser Fletcher started digging a hole with the Scott Wright story there was one issue that was dominating Twitter on Tuesday. Jimmy Bell’s Gloryhole.
Stuttering Wilf on an Ibrox podcast had entered The Banter Years as he overdosed on cliches while discussing the Micky Beale Revolution.
With their post 2012 devotion to history Bell has become an iconic figure for Ibrox fans to drool over.
The Laundry Executive with a driving licence had hung around the Tribute Act while Ally McCoist, Lee McCulloch and Kirk Broadfoot had moved on to pay cheques from elsewhere.
— Tam sellic son (@TamseIIicsonIII) July 4, 2023
While Wilf wandered down Staunch Avenue Robert couldn’t hold it together. At the bottom of the screen Dougal 79 remained virtually motionless, perhaps the comment had flown straight over his head.
Wilf stuttered on about Lammers and Sima but for Robert it was just too much as he realised that his podcast colleague was heading for 24 hours of internet infamy.
BRILLIANT! Beale should try showing him the trophy room next ?? https://t.co/8Zo8nncsvw
— footybhoy (@footybhoy) July 2, 2023
Mr Bean moonlighting between the sevco managers job and another managers job at the Sports Direct warehouse.
I thought it would have been Richard Gough that had the gloryhole at that cowp….
Do you think someone was under the table , tickling his leg while he tried badly to make any sense whatsoever ? Or maybe he just heard in his earpiece that Kyogo had signed an extension to his original Celtic deal ? Either way , the entire planet saw his meltdown and no doubt BBC Scotland will have him on Sportsound soon !
Remember Roxburgh telling Gough
“You can put me on the back page, but, I can put you on the front page.
Suppose it’s nice to see that a sevco supporter has a sense of humour?
Robert should have just fallen on the floor to continue the hilarity out of view?
“Jimmy Bell’s Gloryhole” does have a certain ring to it though.
Maybe deserves a statue outside Ibrox…? 🙂