Earlier this week he was described as the Nigerian Kevin Kyle, last night on SSB he was simply a dud.
Stuart from Cardonald has been trying to get behind Cyriel Dessers but a 45 minute study against Livingston on Wednesday night confirmed that first impressions are usually fairly accurate.
Towards the end of last season Micky Beale teased on Instagram with some images from his Italian spying mission.
Beale is such a brilliant football manager that he can easily take on the role of Sporting Director allowing him to fly out to watch signing targets while still putting on world class training sessions at Murray Park.
? “The guy is a dud. I would take a 60% fit Morelos over him”
? “When you wear No. 9?, you’re judged on goals – he doesn’t fit that bill”? Stuart in Cardonald phoned @markwilson_12 and Gordon last night to criticise the lack of goals from Cyriel Dessers for Rangers so far. pic.twitter.com/2HpNoL0M8i
— Clyde 1 Superscoreboard (@ClydeSSB) September 29, 2023
During his recruitment drive Beale looked into the eyes of a number of players but only the best would be involved in his Revolution!
Dessers cost £4.5m from relegated Cremonese, going the other way Antonio Colak joined Parma for £1.5m.
But when a fan says that they’d rather watch Alfredo Morelos at 60% you know things aren’t working out.
With Danilo and Kemar Roofe both crocked Beale will have to chose between Dessers and fellow dud Sam Lammers to lead the attack against Aberdeen tomorrow.
And now, the end is near, and so I face the final curtain…. Taxi for Beale!
So the shitebag manager sent out his apprentice to face the media the other day just before the Livi game due to the FLACK that he had been taking previously.
The apprentice made a KING SIZE JAMES HUNT of it but it worked as it took the heat off the fresh fruit&veg man.
Then sevco get that 4 nil win and the cockney flyman is back in front of the cameras bragging about his team being the best in Scotland again and spewing FAKE STATS.
What a delicious mess.