One elderly bear has dusted down their ZX Spectrum to predict a title triumph at Ibrox, whether Micky Beale will survive long enough to raise the SPFL trophy isn’t known.
It seems that after six matches Beale’s side are the Expected Goals champions which is mainly down to a kindly run of fixtures that has seen them on their travels to three sides that finished in the bottom half of last season’s Premiership table.
In contrast Celtic have been away to the teams that finished second and third last season plus the dreaded plastic pitch at Livingston.
Beale recently threw out XG stats to defend his dismal record of never having won a meaningful match during his 10 months in charge of the club.
This is the only projection you’ll be seeing this season….. pic.twitter.com/7ExBXF2Q9S
— IndependentAndFreeOfTories (@theoldgovanarm1) September 25, 2023
There is of course just one meaningful table, the one that has Celtic and St Mirren in front of the Ibrox club.
When your club has gone 61 matches without conceding a penalty in the SPFL it does provide an inbuilt advantage, equally there has only been one SPFL match in the last 50 in which a red card has been shown to an Ibrox player.
Next up for Beale is a visit from Aberdeen on Saturday, that is followed by an away match against ARIS Limassol followed up by a trip to high flying St Mirren.
Do you truly believe this tomfoolery? ??????Very good.
— BishopWrong@nok4U2 (@Brockee2Poppy) September 25, 2023
Absolutely deluded.??
— Tony Cowden ??????? (@CowdenTony) September 25, 2023
Well it does help when you have 4 consecutive home games at downtown Govan when every one else has home / away regular fixtures . Was that the same Supercomputer that came up with those favourable games ? Notice how there has not been one word of enquiry or protest regarding this highly unusual and friendly set of games towards the Rangers ? The SMSM are more interested in their cream doughnuts and biscuits for coffee breaks .
The SMSM will as sure as night follows day will never ever question it John…
But our board should be all over this like a rash –
But cowards never question those who troll and bully them like The SFA / SPFL do to Celtic FC !
Awww, bless. Life prisoners still dream of wide open spaces…. you can imagine what heaven might be like – even when you’re enduring your own personal version of hell!
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