Helpful Celtic fans had a few suggestions for Todd Cantwell’s next Social Media entry.
The former Norwich starlet has followed the Staunch Playbook of his manager by appealing straight to the Ibrox fans about what a committed bear he is, engulfed by the poisonous culture that surrounds the club created by Charles Green in 2012.
Cantwell is so staunch he even wears a blue ribbon in his highlighted hair just in case anyone should ever doubt how much of a bear he is.
Taxi please pic.twitter.com/G9lS5r1mmh
— RjayBhoy (@RjayCeltic) September 3, 2023
Unfortunately football is played on grass not on your mobile with thousands of fans ready to like and share the latest drivel to catch his attention.
Matt O’Riley might be six foot three but no one is presenting the former MK Dons midfielder as Sergio Ramos or Victor Wanyama.
Faced with TikTok racing at full pelt O’Riley simply pirouetted in his own penalty box to send Cantwell stumbling towards the Union Bears looking for a taxi back into the match.
In the second half TikTok was booked for a cowardly attack on Daizen Maeda’s ankle, with no England call up this week it will be hard for the former Norwich starlet to resists a rallying cry on social media to traumatised bears with WATP or No Surrender virtually certain to get used.
Will Micky Beale still be manager at Ibrox on Christmas Day?
Yes, he is the Brains Behind Gerrard, don't underestimate him
He hasn't a hope, badly out of his depth. Next please
Just to correct you Joe it’s not a ribbon it’s a rag.
That’ll be his hair tied up with strands of The Daily Record then !
How many sick bags will the Glasgow bin men have to pick up from their dump of a yard today…
Beautiful indeed !
That’ll be his hair tied up with a strand of The Daily Record then !
Jeez just how many overflowing sick bags will the Glasgow bin men have to uplift from their dump of a yard today…
Beautiful indeed !
The guy is a total clown. Every ball he went for he went down. Nearly done himself when Maeda shouldered him then he had a kick at him. Fckn ballet dancer.
Dont know how I missed that during the game, more like a clown car rather than a taxi. That is effing hilarious lol.
I wouldn’t let that toss rocket forget that.