On Sunday afternoon the ZX Spectrum of the Rangers Review projected a Celtic title win, at 8.30pm Micky Beale’s sacking was announced with the Tribute Act trailing by seven points after seven matches.
The former Ibrox boss had recently taken to the stats lifeboat to defend his abysmal results, it seems that the xG tide turned on Beale who is now on the look out for his next exciting challenge.
At the weekend Beale was keen to play up his record of four wins and four clean sheets but even the Gullible & Deluded could see through those results as the booing at the end of a 1-0 win over Motherwell demonstrated.
After six SPFL matches only two goals had been conceded but both had been costly with Celtic and Kilmarnock taking full points.
*Updated Projected League Table*
Normally posted on Monday….is presented on a Sunday after everyone thought the model “lost its mind” last week.
Small sample sizes make for fickle projections… pic.twitter.com/T4ecylOrDf
— Rangers Report (@TheGersReport) October 1, 2023
Three goals from Aberdeen was hardly a surprise, after being billed, by default as the best signing of the summer, Jack Butland hardly covered himself in glory as Aberdeen won their second SPFL game of the season.
If Celtic beat Kilmarnock on Saturday Steve Davis will start his first SPFL match trailing the hoops by 10 points, a home win could see Super Computer predicting a third place finish for the Ibrox Tribute Act.
Here you go…the debut of the Projected League Table for the 23-24 season.
*Five teams have fewer Expected Goals Allowed than Celtic…if they fix that – expect them to overtake Rangers in projections
*St Johnstone is bad but won’t be 19 points bad. pic.twitter.com/Yt4qUeMCYk
— Rangers Report (@TheGersReport) September 25, 2023
So as another comedy exits ibrox in Jeremy Beale another enters with wee Quark.
Loved watching the Sevco fan in his Papal Guard kit smashing his scarf against gate 4 every time The Dons scored. Guy’s going to have a heart attack before the season is out.
It doesn’t matter who the next “the rangers” manager is.. The SMSM will spin it that he is the greatest manager ever. Just look at the crap we had put up with about BEALE. They “the rangers” could sign Gordon the Gopher and the SMSM will put a positive spin on it
More the utter fools that are The Deluded Gullibears That Listen to them Tam…
Another chapter of comedy gold about to unfold –
The only downside is that paper sales will tragically go up for a week when the new ‘worldbeaters’ are Unveiled !