On and off the park ARIS Limassol bossed it over the Ibrox Tribute Act.
Despite the inspiration of Steve Davis and Alex Rae in the dug-out the Cypriot side were too strong in every area as they recorded a victory that was more emphatic than the 2-1 scoreline.
Whoever is the Admin on the ARIS Twitter account knew that there was a big market to tap into, as they got into their stride with some wind-ups they turned to @mcsouness.
That Twitter account specialises in fuelling the delusions of Ibrox fans, attacking other clubs and supporters with the bizarre claims from the world’s most successful club.
Winning less trophies than St Johnstone has had a devastating effect on bears, when they won the Behind Closed Doors title they gave off a collective sigh as the final chapter was completed in The Banter Years.
It only ever paused, Micky Beale provided Comedy Gold but the coming weeks and months promise so much starting in Paisley on Sunday where things could get even worse than they were on Thursday night.
Don’t worry @RangersFC I’ll defend our honour against this tiny Greek bowling club. pic.twitter.com/GeAGVPSWoE
— McSouness (@McSouness) October 5, 2023
The best thing about this tweet is that it’s exposed how many seething simpletons my awful tweets haunt. Seeing all the small clubs from around Europe that I’ve mocked appear here has been amusing too. Look forward to revisiting this after our next meeting ?
— McSouness (@McSouness) October 6, 2023
Cyprus is green and white!
— Pat Morrissey (@PatMorr21988849) October 6, 2023
Here Mcsouness pic.twitter.com/2nei4YUsqO
— ???*? ???? ?? ?????? (@Gee__7__) October 5, 2023
incredible patter
— Barry Matheson (@BarryMatheson) October 5, 2023
Up the Aris!
— Micky Hughes (@mcshamrock) October 6, 2023
You sir have won the internet today????
— Knoxy (@LK67__) October 5, 2023
— Críostóir (@mcgceltic) October 5, 2023
On behalf of all Celtic fans…well done ???
— Siobhean ? (@SiobheanG) October 5, 2023
— Mean Mr. Mustard (@OneClub1888) October 5, 2023
Desperate times at sevco – again.
Most teams have at least one player – who might not be the most skilful –
but who ‘wears their heart on their sleeve’, and shouts loudly on and off the pitch
to encourage his team. Leaders who really care, and are desperate to win at all costs.
Guys who will stand up and be counted when there is a serious dip in the team’s
form – and when the fans are getting restless.
sevco just doesn’t have any of those type of characters in their impoverished squad.
Beale must have overlooked that requirement when he was signing his new recruits…?
It’s a wee shame, so it is.
Shouldn’t gloat. 🙂
Always good to see a team in Green and White tank Sevco…
Celtic do it often these days thankfully –
Hibernian should do it more often !
What is funny is going on their forums and seeing the “Welcome to” posts full of optimism … only to be completely savaged several pages later. The Cifuentes and Lammers ones particularly are keeping me amused!!
They truly as a football club and football ‘fans’ are absolute comedy gold Paul !