Kris Boyd has branded Celtic as Kings of Conspiracies.
The former Portland Timbers ace scored just once against the hoops in his long, glorious career with that fact dominating his thoughts as a pundit. Over 12 months Kyogo Furuhashi has scored seven times as much as Boyd.
With his playing days coming to an end Boydy opted for a career in the media just as Celtic were embarking on the most dominant period of success in Scottish football history.
Five Trebles since 2016 have taken a heavy toll on the former Ibrox hero- rubbing salt into the open wounds he has been teamed up with Chris Sutton on Sky Sports since the start of this season.
In the studio that combination is as much a mis-match as it was on the pitch. Sutton scored twice in his first ever Glasgow Derby then completed the Whitewash in 2004 with the sort of goal that Boyd never managed in his entire career.
With Celtic fan media highlighting the issues that the mainstream won’t go anywhere near Hoops supporters are among the most educated in the game, something that seems to be tearing Boyd apart during every waken hour.
Over at Ibrox there has been three statements in a week attacking the SFA and one match official, even someone like Boyd knows that it is the background of the referee rather than a handball decision that has sparked the attacks of the last week.
These days it is difficult to distinguish between the paranoia of the Ibrox board and the unhinged claims from their fan media partners but as ever Boyd blames Selik as he explains to The Sun:
THERE’S only one club in Scottish football leading the way in conspiracy theories, and a belief the world is against them. And it’s not Rangers.
Let’s get it right, when it comes to peddling the narrative that the SFA and their referees are biased, Celtic are kings.
Their supporters have been brainwashed into believing our top officials are too terrified to award a penalty at Ibrox.
Their chief executive even spun the line at Celtic’s recent agm, to divert attention away from the criticism the board were getting from shareholders. Predictably the saps all lapped it up.
Perhaps the majority of shareholders, mainly elderly, lapped up the AGM comment as top banter but online Celtic fans criticised Nicholson as he turned a serious point into a joke.
The AGM question was about John Beaton booking Kyogo against St Mirren then ignoring a penalty box assault on the striker in the same match.
Soon after Andrew Dallas on VAR duty ignored three shirt pulls on Celtic players against Ross County but agreed with the decision to disallow a ‘goal from Liam Scales following minimum physical contact. In other matches Dallas is quick to highlight shirt pulling.
As recently as last Saturday a perfectly good penalty claim for a foul on David Turnbull has been ignored by the mainstream on account of a wrong offside call from assistant Callum Spence.
While one club went 74 matches without conceding a penalty in the SPFL Celtic had two awarded against them in the first domestic fixture involving VAR. Later in that match a ‘goal’ from Liel Abada was disallowed with no supporting VAR graphic ever produced to justify the decision.
Breaking the bubble of the Clement Revolution seems to have sent Ibrox fans and cheerleaders into meltdown, Boyd has two weeks of thinking time to fill before he can get his head back into real matters with a Scottish Cup tie at Dumbarton to enjoy.
The guy is a total fud…And that completes the Prosecution’s case M’Lud.
Fat fuckin retard. HH
Football pundit ? Total arse as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike
Now we have 3 village idiots and I’m only mentioning 3 but there are more many more. Barry Ferguson, Kenny Millar, Kris Boyd, however the real people who we all should be laughing at are the people who employ them. I wonder what the investors think when they are employed on their behalf
Another in the long line of huns that think it’s perfectly acceptable to cheat Catholics in every walk of life.
A total clown that looks like a chimp on ecstacy every time a decision goes against Sevco.
How he’s making a living from pundrity God only knows.
Well Kris the only way to prove that no conspiracy took place when “the rangers” went over 70 games without conceding a penalty is the “new” buzz word “transparency” which CELTIC have been asking for years by the way…… we’ll start with the VAR audio that “the rangers” have asked for… it’s the only thing I hope they win… I’ll bet the SMSM and the SFA/SPFL are telling “the rangers” to shut up. The last thing they want is “transparency” but all connected to “the rangers” are to stupid to realise what that means……….. more transparency please…. I’d love it but I won’t hold my breath
What is he so angry about?
Mind you, total loony incoherent rage seems to be a characteristic of the zombies, particularly since liquidation.
Such anger is unhealthy in several ways, and as we all know, anger makes you stupid, which in Boyd’s case would be a real challenge, given his status as the Tarbolton Village Idiot.
The village idiots are laughing all the way to the bank . I dont think we should be laughing at the people who give them a platform we should be asking them what qualities they have to be there in the first place . In the game you mention a stonewall penalty never got the var treatment and the celtic board just sat back
“Lets get it right”..sounds like a Roger Hannah saying..another bluenose gobshite.
Just what this needed, the introduction of a real intellectual heavyweight……
Clown cheerleaders and media message boys who were ready to annihilate Celtic , Rodgers and our support , creaming at the thought of a new messiah turning us over at our own gaff
All now resorted to screaming conspiracy theories , when for months they were taking the p*ss out of us for being tin foil hat nut jobs
Let them get on with it and keep the pressure on our board to get players in
Kris Boyd how the F… did that fat zombie become a punit the guy is the thickest zombie on sky sports honest he’s just a bitter zombie scumhun im surprised Boyd hasn’t been cracked yet for the lies he tells on sky sports thats why i got my sky cut off im not paying to listen to Boyd..Miller..McCann..Ferguson..i was £165 month untill sky hired these bigots to tell lies about LIQUIDATION and there EBT SIDELETTERS YEARS and then you have THE 5WAY AGREEMENT that saved them so said Mr Doncaster..Scottish football is finished now because wullie collum will never ref a ranjurs game at liebrox for a good while yet he got barred the last time so what chance has he got if he did get a game involving ranjurs say at liebrox and he gave a penalty to the other team wullie wouldn’t get out of liebrox thats afact so we wait and count the games and see how long collum waits toget to liebrox to ref there game eh..
And to think they let this FANNY near scissors.
You couldn’t put a fag paper between the klown Void and that other village idiot Sam Dingle.
Oh how we feel his PAIN long may it continue into 2024.
Stop Press. Tarbolton has just removed Boyd from his job as its official Village Idiot.
He is so stupid, he is giving the post a bad name.
Kris Boyd.
Thinking.
Nah.
Poor guy. I hear they had to remove part of his brain to insert the plugs in his napper for his hair transplant.
I’m just glad that I don’t buy or read The Sun…
Imagine these imbeciles that actually PAY to read lie after lie after lie in rags like that one –
Anyway thanks Video Celts for flagging it up for free and letting us know their latest evil spouted lies about us !
There ain’t no conspiracy.. it’s all fact. Does the Farry/Cadete affair ring any bells. A Fergus type character is what is needed at Celtic Park.