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‘Willy Wonka experience’ ‘Wendy House’ ‘Doesn’t scream VIP’ even loyal bears slam exciting new development

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Sheepishly a VIP tent was put up at Ibrox on Friday, bring back memories of the 2014 AGM when the Easdale Brothers were in charge and abused throughout the meeting by investors led by the Sons of Stroof.

With Celtic rejecting the offer of tickets on the grounds of safety it has allowed the Ibrox money men to exploit some exciting new hospitality options.

Not content with New Edmiston House, the Blue Sky Restaurant and the Club 2012 Lounge a VIP tent has been pitched up to deliver more hospitality as the income from every ticket is maxed out.

Pre-match the hungry bears will be able to enjoy sausage rolls rolls, pies and crisps before they can hit the bevvy afterwards.

In a tribute to the Seville Heroes of 2022 Portaloos have been installed complete with running water to bring back memories of a sweaty night in Spain cheering on Aaron Ramsey and the lads.

With Storm Katherine expected overnight there are some fears that the VIP Hospitality experience could be heading along Edmiston Drive into Paisley Road West long before kick-off.

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  • Bob (original) says:

    Yes, how funny would it be if that tent takes flight before the game?

    A ‘portent’ of sevco title aspirations being blown away on the pitch…?

    Apologies, I’ll get my waterproof jacket. 🙂

  • bertie basset says:

    Er ……it’s Kathleen !!! …..ahem …..

  • John S says:

    A marquee signing.

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