Russell Martin is in line for the shortest ever honeymoon in the 13 years of the Ibrox Tribute Act.
Pedro Caixinha, Micky Beale and other bangers have been given a little time before being rumbled but the former Southampton hipster was up against it from the moment that he was linked with the job.
The most right-wing support in European football were never going to embrace new age football delivered by a vegan Buddhist that was a member of the Green Party.
When he was introduced as manager the scruffy geezer turned up in trainers, jeans and t-shirt and looked like he had been dragged through a hedge backwards, a fate that Caixinha once suffered after losing in Luxembourg.
The approved Ibrox fan media have been trying to get their viewers and readers tuned in to Martin’s brand of football but even the Gulible & Deluded can see through draws against Motherwell and Dundee.
Another guy called Martin delivers three shows a day every day on the Rangers Rabble, the post match show following the Dundee draw was closely monitored by the Samaritans even though a few of them were having a quiet laugh.
— Dman_1888 (davie)???????? (@dman1888) August 9, 2025
Right I’m saying it and I don’t care if nobody agrees with me, if people start saying ‘Oh Martin you are completely over reacting, see even before we get to the bunch of sh**ebags that oor players ur, Russell Martin, if we want any chance of doing anything this season, Russell Martin needs to be sacked, he needs to be sacked.
Two games, two draws, first time since 1989 we’ve now won any of our first two games. Ur oo er, didn’t look like scoring, we were fortunate enough to get a penalty against one of the worst teams in the SPFL.
The full rant is at the very start of the podcast below.
Since February the bears were kept engaged by the takeover by the 49GERS, yesterday Andrew Cavenagh was nowhere near Ibrox as another 90 minutes of misery was delivered to the customers.
All the analysis, spin and hype is of no use when your hipster gaffer scrapes a draw against a team managed by Steven Pressley.
During the summer Dundee’s best player, Lyall Cameron moved to the full-time set up at Ibrox while the club captain and last season’s top scorer, Simon Murray sat with the away fans celebrating at Ibrox as the angry bears headed onto social media.
The serial losers have virtually been cleared out of the first team squad with John Souttar the longest serving player to start against Dundee, the former Hearts star is out of contract at the end of the season.
You got to laugh at auld pishy pants Spew Heevins again today with his article as well as the one he put out yesterday,absolutely destroying our club the players and manager abdcstyle of play.
He uses the word CHAOS to describe everything at our club has tipped secco to win both league that have been draws,but the CHAOS is at our club.
That auld guy is an absolute BANGER.
Even their very own sayin that they were very lucky to get the penalty…
Aberdeen won’t be today with Beaton and Dallas though !
Another temporary manager in Ibroxland…another set of of cut price players attempting another revolution inside the old crumbling building ! Yet it’s the same old handed down tactics and actions from the players on the pitch at any given time …feign being fouled in your opponents penalty box .. especially when losing the match ? THAT has to come from every coach employed by the tribute act clumpany, on the training ground AND from the dressing room ? The kind of training and discussions that is part of the entire system inside Ibroxland …always . Dutifully aided and abetted by those fan boys officiating too , including VAR , of course ..can’t forget them ! It’s getting so corrupt and embarrassing that even their biggest cheerleaders in the SMSM ( big beardy ) is condemning it all !