Charles Green has claimed that Sevco are wanted in the Premiership by Manchester United and in La Liga by Barcelona!
Despite his failure to produce a prospectus for his reported share issue Green has been telling anyone gullible enough to listen about the footballing giant lurching in the fourth tier of Scottish football.
The Sevco mouthpiece was recently forced into a grovelling apology to Aston Villa but has returned to the theme of how much more Sevco can bring to the Premiership compared to Southampton, Swansea, Wigan and Aston Villa.
Despite having no audited accounts and no prospectus Green was given free reign by the Associated Press to preach the gospel according to Charlie despite admitting that he’d never heard of Davie Cooper when he arrived at Ibrox in May.
Without permission from Celtic it seems that Green is presenting both clubs as a package as he desperatly seeks credibility for his claims.
“As a football club, if Rangers were in the Premier League only Manchester United would be bigger,” the Sevco rent-a-quote claimed. “Because Arsenal ‘aven’t got more fans than Rangers the fan base is so big.
“I don’t believe the Premier League are ‘ostile towards it because I think it’s a generalization. Speak to Manchester United. They are not ‘ostile to Rangers joining.”
Enterprisingly Green’s claims were put to Manchester United and were quickly dismissed.
“We are not in favor of it at all,” Old Trafford spokesman Phil Townsend responded. “We are against it, our view is it’s the English Premier League and should remain that way.”
Revelling in the spotlight Green went on to claim that Sevco would be welcomed in La Liga!
He added: “Ask Barcelona and Real Madrid if they would like Rangers and Celtic in their league. They definitely would. Why wouldn’t Barcelona want to play Rangers ‘ome and away as opposed to playing Getafe. They would sell (those) games out.
“What will change football over 5-to-10 years is this insatiable demand for the big clubs to play each other. And this is not the insatiable demand from the west Midlands or from north London. This is the demand from the Middle East, Asia, the Far East.
“The difficulty is that ‘istorically I don’t think Celtic and Rangers would have been allowed to consider leaving Scotland. What is now going to change things … is now we’ve got this cross-border league for women.”
Green’s desire to move to England or Spain isn’t likely to go down well with the SFL who bent over backwards to create a place for Sevco and who presented their own plans for league reconstruction in midweek.
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He’s embarrassing.
No he’s not…he’s 24 carat gold, a diamond, a shining light in the darkness…or to put it another way, he’s the gift that keeps on giving! Embarrassed is the last thing you should be, my friend HH x
THE MONS MAD.
WILL THE ZOMBIES BUY SHARES FROM THIS MAN?
OH,I HOPE SO.
Ere we go again…the guys a nightmare…
Lol hes aff his nut is chico !
JUST ASK THE MAYOR OF BARCELONA IF THEY WOULD WELCOME A HUN TRIBUTE BAND, HE TRULY IS AN OCCASIONAL IDIOT BUT A PERMANENT DICK. HAIL HAIL, GOD BLESS IE CELTIC
He’s the Huns George Bush.
Surely chuckles is aware of the carnage cause to these two cities, the last time his dignified, moderate support came calling. I think it is time for the men in white coats and a strong sedative
spot on mate…..he couldn’t have picked two better examples
NEVER HEARD SO MUCH S***E THE MANS LOST IT
THE MADNESS OF THE MAN IS STAGGERING, I keep waiting for him to whip if his face mask and David Ike to appear.
you do mean David Murray …. dont ya
OMG!!!….. have we ever consider whit we would do without our daily Chuckles Laugh-in…
Oh my good giddy aunt,
Chuckie is my favourite all time bun supporter, the guy is a comedy genius.
If the orcs swallow that one then I’ve got shares in the Forth Bridge going for a song.
Must go……off to the pub for a bit of bear baiting (shares in pocket)!
The BIG teams do play each other.. It’s called the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE..but you would naw know aboot at..
Given that the current sorry mob cannot handle the incredible heights of Stirling Albion or Inverness Caley. I don’t see Madrid or Barcelona demanding the chase to pit their wits / skills against this dross.
Not even the easily deluded would buy into this garbage.
What a clown!!!!
The man is, what we call in Yorkshire, a twat. A funny one though tha nose.
can i have 2 pints of what he is drinking, seriously was he drinking before he said this. did he arrive in a taxi
No doubt about it. This guy is going to make money out of that lot. How? I don’t know, but he makes all the right sounds of a guy purely motivated by self-interest and he is pretty good at it. Every word he says is aimed at attracting money to his own pocket. Just because he talks a lot of unsubstantiated, populistic. rubbish doesn’t mean he has lost sight of his own goal.
He knows where he is – he knows where he want’s to be and he knows how to get the deluded numpties onside.
Fur coat and no knickers?
All mouth and trousers?
He’ll be gone as soon as he makes an acceptable profit.
End of story and end of them. No opportunity left for chancers and no interest left for serious businnesmen.
Please correct me if I am wrong.
Cheers
Alex
as i go to bed i will say a prayer for this disillusioned man.
Stop slagging him – senile dementia is no laughing matter!
well said Mac.but who gives these rambles net space?