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The Great Celtic Conspiracy is revealed

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One Sevco fan has revealed the full extent of the paranoia that has engulfed the club, encouraged by Dave King and PR supremo Jim Traynor.

The darkest, loneliest minds on message boards like Follow Follow have cultivated the belief that a master-plan involving Glasgow City Council, The Vatican. The Co-Op Bank and various other parties have been working to instructions from Dermot Desmond’s bunker. Peter Lawwell has been fronting the operation.

Taking responsibility for their own in-action seems to be an alien concept for the people who have roared and cheered as Dave Murray, Craig Whyte, Charles Green and Dave King have got rich thanks to the gullible.

In 2014 one obsessed Ibrox fan (the State Aid Nutter) convinced himself that Glasgow City Council had been responsible for donating land to Celtic in cut price deals.

After wasting £280,000 on the investigation the EEC found that there was no case to answer to.

The FACT! That Neil Lennon used a solicitor that once did some work for the SFA or SPFL is enough to convince them that it was a conspiracy that killed their own club rather than their unquestioning support to the men in Blue Room blazers.

Video Celts can reveal that the father, or so it is believed, of Bobby Madden uses the same East Kilbride barber as the editor of Video Celts. In April Celtic fanatic Madden awarded the hoops two penalties in the 4-0 Beautiful Sunday romp at Hampden. FACT. Hugh ‘whit’s the goalie dain Tam’ Burns also uses the same notorious barbers FACT! The management of the same barber shop has sinister links to Selik and are believed to have even held season tickets as recently as 2016! FACT!

With shamed former non executive director Chris Graham now on the inner circle anything is possible as King feeds the conspiracists with weekly statements.

Radio Scotland are expected to do a two hour special on the GCC next week with Kenny Mac interviewing Barry Ferguson, Derek Ferguson, Billy Dodds, Steven Thompson and special guest Alex Rae.

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