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Jimmy from Knightswood melts the airwaves with Paranoid.com on Clyde SSB

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Radio Clyde’s Super Scoreboard programme continued to provide therapy for grieving Ibrox fans tonight. 

Last night Scott Brown was Public Enemy Number One for laughing and smiling his way through a 1-1 draw at Pittodrie on Tuesday night. 

Kevin Clancy came in for some bizarre criticism as well with Ibrox fans overlooking the fact that he denied Aberdeen an obvious penalty seconds before Ianis Hagi scored the opening goal. 

I’ve always said that the SPFL committee is Celtic loaded, because you’ve got the guy McLennan, you’ve also got the wummin, ah cannae mind her name and also you’ve got Doncaster and we all know where he hings his shirt.

Jimmy from Knightswood took paranoia to new levels as he aired every theory that has been shared on the darkest edges of Ibrox social media. 

A variety of theories were aired without the backing of a shred of evidence. Bringing forward the winter break by two games was engineered by Celtic despite the presence of Stewart Robertson on the board of the SPFL while Jimmy believes that Neil Doncaster is a Celtic place-man at the top table of Scottish football. 

Jimmy was eventually eased off the show but it is clear that the outlandish conspiracies hatched on social media have many willing believers. 

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  • NICK66 says:

    I listen to SSB every night and yer average Sevvie supporting, paranoid, conspiracy theory lunatic such as Jimmy frae Gartanaval Royal, (if it still operates), is the reason why. Never dissapoint, always frothing at mouth and making my night so much cheerier. Gordon did no bad tonight trying to point out his mental failings in a diplomatic- is it i or y after d?- manner but ultimately failing as that lot are now in full blown, oh no Tav and Goldson have bottled it again mode, and see the pressure on the Ipox side. We win the Derby and the meltdown will be phenominal over on FF. HH

  • Charlie dee says:

    An oaf with the brain of a loaf, where do they get them from?

  • Craig says:

    Poor Jimmy, I was embarrassed for him, his rant, totally inaccurate, without foundation or evidence, even when he was challenged by facts displayed his ignorance, I smell fear Jimmy, calm down ya dafty, you made yourself sound very stupid

    • Kyogos Dream Team says:

      Jimmy the Intellect wae the auld We izza Peepul so we must be right know what a mean lol! An ABSOLUTE FUKIN BELL-END CLOWN who has NO FACTS, NO CLUE OF THE MAKEUP OF THE SPFL BOARD DESPITE Gordon telling him Auld Speccy Robbo wiz on it! Honestly these Cunts are NOT OF THIS PLANET, THEY ARE SIMPLY KNUCKODRAGGIN ZOMBIE SCUM!! Their IMPLOSION after Feb 2nd will be Fukin GLORIOUS WHAHAHAHAHA!!

  • francis Lester says:

    What a poor excuse for brain cells Jimmy is ???a total waste of time trying to educate these morons.

  • Jonny says:

    I tend to think they are panicking in their shoes,
    and also I dont think brooney will be away from Celtic for to long.

  • Jim Duffy says:

    That lot are total brain-dead Muppets ,it’s scary what goes on in their heads,that guy was embarrassing ” yeve goat hingy,wtf does that mean.

    • Kyogos Dream Team says:

      You must kno ‘Hingy’ Fur Fuxsake, u kno ‘Hingy’ that gies aw the decisions fur ra Celik lol! It’s a Conspiracy that ‘Hingy’ is still on the board coz he’s goat it in fur us, kno whit a MEAN! Fuk watching Kevin Bridges or Peter Kay these Cunts are Fukin PRICELESS WHAHAHAHAHA!!

  • Larsson 7 says:

    Aye Jimmy lights on but nobody in.

    • Kyogos Dream Team says:

      Jimmy had eez lights PUNCHED IN Decades ago & sadly there’s no one at home lol!!

  • Donald Macintyre says:

    It was funny listening to the paranoia bursting from the radio, the world beating Japanese players. It is though shocking that they give this lunatic airtime, if anyone mentions new club and liquidation, they are stopped.
    Celtic supporter mentions Patterson fee and he is automatically stopped and told it is £12 million rising to £16 million, aye right ?

  • Pablo says:

    Known this clown for years was a dafty in his younger days obviously not changed much

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