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Serial managerial failure McCoist in hilarious Eurovision Song Conest gag about Celtic

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After a two week silence Ally McCoist is back to his fun loving best. 

February 2 at Celtic Park wiped the smile from the face of the former Question of Sport skipper as he watched the bhoys go to the top of the SPFL Premiership table following a 3-0 victory in the Glasgow derby. 

Over the previous 15 months McCoist has been in top form with jokes and jibes about Celtic shared on his multiple media platforms ranging from BT Sport, Amazon and TalkSPORT to Sky Sports. 

Whatever the circumstances Coisty had a gag to share about the club that has won 13 of the last 16 domestic trophies. 

Picking up on his wise-cracking appearance on TalkSPORT after Celtic’s defeat to Bodo Glint the Daily Record reports the former Rangers boss saying: 

I think Celtic still have a chance of going through to be fair, I don’t think they’re out the tie. But Ray (Parlour) can you find out, see if they do get knocked out of the tie – does that mean they go straight into the Eurovision Song Contest? 

Full time in Malmo, August 2011. Main picture McCoist can’t look as Malmo boss Rikard Norling shakes hands with wee Jooranty.

To be fair McCoist does have experience of managing in Europe with a record of Won 0, Drew 2, Lost 2 from the 2011/12 season. Despite the heroic efforts of Craig Whyte the former billionaire was unable to rescue the club from devastating defeats to Malmo and Maribor. 

Ahead of those matches Allan McGregor, Steve Davis and Steven Whittaker signed up onto lucrative new contracts. In the transfer market McCoist had swooped to sign Lee Wallace, Carlos Boconegra, Dorin Goian and Juan Manuel Ortiz. 

Such was the strength in depth that McCoist had that Aussie ace Matt McKay was unable to get into the squad. 

In charge of Sevco McCoist enjoyed three attempts at the SFL Challenge Cup, losing out to Queen of the South, Raith Rovers (final) and Alloa (semi-final). 

A week after watching a 2-0 lead at Alloa overturned into a 3-2 defeat McCoist walked away to spend 12 months in his garden.   

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  • Guchi Boy says:

    McMoist is a Fat Wankstain Hun Bastard Apologist! Ripped the PISH oot ae them tae grow Tomatoes, Caulies & some Purple Sprouting Broccoli Lol! Guys an ABSOLUTE FAT BELL-END soon tae disappear when we win the Treble!! BAWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  • Stev says:

    Second hand material from a guy who conned sevco fans by giving them shares when he was coining a million quid a year.

    • Dando says:

      A few predominant peepo rejected Sevco’s (incl Walter Smith) offer to back founder, Charles Green by ignoring chucks 1p share bribe….

      The sleekit, joking, gardener wasn’t one of them !!!!!!

      HH

  • Scouse bhoy says:

    The fish supper cup three attempts three failures. Finished third in a one horse race in the lower league twenty six points behind then got thumped 6-1 in the play offs. We will never ever let the imposter forget those facts.

  • Frankie pearson says:

    When he run the huns he wouldnt have even qualified for the Eurovision Song Contest. This clown the gardener what a total embarrassment how he can stand up for a club who shit all over him is beyond me, the best thing he can do is go into a massive field and chase butterflies.

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